finally

[residualbliss]

I wish i had a goat. i hate everyone. i hate everything. say sandwich. don't look at it! do you like burritos? pasta in a cup. i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar. i have an itch. i can fit that bush in my shirt. thursday? mexico head. tuesday. creepy elevator guy. i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it. this should be illegal. you're touching me! don't touch me! it's not an assembly until i take off my shoe. it's cold in here. i have a ketchup collection in my car. i like beans. i want to kick everyone! i want to wound your flesh. i am an albino ninja. i am a vampire. being a vampire is like having a permanent hangover. that's not mine. mine! give me that! everything is stupid. why do my feet smell so badly? hypocrite! Ok. i think that's it. have a nice day.