DUUUUDDDDE.

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HAI GUISE.

IN THE VIDEOGAME NARUTO: UZUMAKI CHRONICLES (1 or 2, doesn't matter which) ARE THE ENEMIES ROBOTS OR ARE THEY EVIL SPIRITS OR ARE THEY NINJAS???

I SAY SPIRITS. OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, NOT NINJAS.

Y/N???

Comments

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(Y)/N

OH. I THOT U WERE AXIN WHO WANTD 2 MAKE WITH TEH SECKS. MAI BAD.

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Turn the volume down plz?

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ELEVEN

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That's it?

Fuck, I've gone longer than that.

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WHORE.

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Really? Nice to meat you. I'm JASON!

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MEAT.

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My thought-train while writing the last reply:

"hmm... oh! She's telling me about herself! I should say it's nice to meat her.. I mean meet... nah I'll go with meat. It sounds better."

I just meated the fuck out of you. So yeah, looks like you don't have any more fuck in you. I'm sorry to hear that.

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BUT HOW WILL I FEED MY CHILDREN?

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pocket vagina.

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THEY'RE VEGETARIAN.

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What makes you think that?

If it's because you think I'm vegetarian, I'm not. I haven't been since like April.