Fanficton Master List
This is a master list of fan fiction from my old journal,illiterate , and this journal. If I'm posting it here, then it's not too shameful for public consumption. Oh, das Leben. Das leben am Internet. I am apparently the queen of the once-off.
Harry Potter
Keeper (The "A Cunning Plan" Remix), Hermione/Ron, PG { “That was a nice game you played today, Ron Weasley,” she says and remembers to keep her voice low and soft. Predatory, she thinks to herself. Go for predatory. “You’re quite the keeper,” she says and pulls herself closer to Ron. }
House of Cards, The Lestranges (pre-OotP now AU), NC-17 { Patrice and Evelyn Lestrange were both slight brunettes with pale eyes and a shy way about them. Some had murmered that they were cousins; but they weren’t. }
Herbology and the Art of the Family Tree, Draco/Pansy, off-site link, PG-13 { They hold secrets--hidden squibs, dead children, missing legal documents. Their homes are both splendid and decrepit, a lesson in the spectrum of social class. There is no promise of money in blood anymore, except for some. When there is money though, the family ties become, perhaps, stranger. }
Other Tender Things, Bellatrix character piece, PG-13 { If Bellatrix were the type to indulge in sweets she would make cookies for her Lord. They would be shaped like the Dark Mark. She thinks things like that and then wants to hang herself from the chestnut armoire in her bedroom. }
A Vice Like Family, Harry/Ron/Ginny, Threesome!fic, Incest, R { At the funeral, Ginny places herself snugly between Harry and Ron and holds onto their arms as though she’d like to squeeze herself into both of them and slink out of existence. }
Forgetting, Harry/Draco, R { It’s the way Draco sinks his clear lacquered nails into his back that makes Harry wonder if human nail marks are supposed to be that big. }
Sinks and Seekers, Harry/Draco, R { You are happily soaping yourself into a bubbly froth-ball, when you hear the first noise. It’s low, it nearly sounds like someone crying, but partially it sounds like someone murmuring endearments to a child.}
X-Men (movie-verse)
Chele Kodesh, Bobby/John, Magneto/John, PG-13 { Together, like a parody of a family, they resided in an ivy-covered brownstone on the Upper East Side. It had a walled garden in the back where Magneto grew roses and spent hours on the grass reading novels and The New York Times, where Mystique sunned herself like a beautiful reptile beside him, and where John practiced controlling his flames and his temper. }
Logan,character drabble, PG
Bari v'Shalem, Rogue/Bobby/John, R Threesome!Fic { “This will never work,” says Rogue, her shoulders slumping forward and pulling her breasts together beneath the deep cut of her slip. }
Ad Delo Yado, Pyro/Magneto, PG-13 { He looked at Magneto’s forearm- tattooed with a serial number, one reminder of horrid imprisonment- and shivered. So much hate and death because of a government that had feared and hated those it was meant to protect. }
House
Pillowtalk, House/Chase, PG { “ESP?” Wilson laughs at them. “The only extra sense House has is one that picks up on lies and the scent of Vicodin” Then he pauses and looks thoughtful. “Although,” he adds, “ESP would surely explain a lot.” }
Artful Possibilities, House/Chase, PG-13 { Chase doesn’t hear the ball hit the ground, but he knows it’s gone because out of nowhere House has a hand around the stem of Chase’s lollipop, and he tugs it from between Chase’s lips with a resounding pop. Then he sniffs it. }
Doctor Who
Pattern Recognition, Donna Noble & Ten, G { “You don’t really, you know, strike me as the knitting type,” he ventures slowly, and the Doctor has known all types. He bends down into a hunched pose to get a better look. “And why’s that then?” Donna asks somewhat huffily, needles ever on the go. }
Gone Fishing, Ten/Donna Noble, Hard R { Donna had briefly considered slapping him, but he probably would have like that too much. Plus, she was busy clutching her robe together like a school marm. AKA: Donna tops Ten. }
Secrets of a Time Lord, written with
x_los. Ten/Simm!Master/Mudkips, R { Pure, unadulterated crack!fic from hell.
"So, I herd you liek Mudkps," said the Master, sneeringly. }
One-Offs
Homecoming, M*A*S*H, BJ/Hawkeye, PG { It is not Hawkeye who opens the door to this man and his daughter, but Daniel Pierce who is elderly but not fading, who smiles like his son but lacks something in the eyes. }
Fire on Your Tongue, Bandslash, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross from P!ATD, NC-17 { Brendon likes to say to Ryan, but mostly to himself, that growing up in Vegas was like growing up in glitter. And Ryan knows exactly what he’s talking about, even if he thinks Brendon is shit with metaphors. }
New York Catcher, Baseball RPS, Jorge Posada/Andy Pettitte, R { Andy is religious, happily married, and not gay. But he calls Jorge during the off-season anyway, and late at night, holed up in the master bathroom like a guilty teenager, Jorge talks him. }
Never Seen So Much, Baseball RPS, Aaron/Alfonso, PG { The Yankees are a miracle team, someone told you once, although you cannot remember who. You don’t exactly think of yourself as a miracle. People have always summed you up at Bret’s gawky younger brother. }
Shiver in the Dark, Baseball RPS, Jorge Posada/Andy Pettitte/ Aaron Boone/Bret Boone, R { When the air hits them for the first time, Derek says something about the old people being kept alive down here only because they live in a giant humidor. }
Boys Missing Shoes, Band of Brothers, Winters/Nixon, PG-13 { Lewis Nixon takes a swig from his flask and says to you with drunken clarity, “kiss me like you are going off to war.” “I’m already off to war,” you tell him. “So kiss me any way at all then,” he says. }
Sweetheart Deal, Peter Pan, Pan/Hook, G { Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan... Peter soaring across the sky at sunset, his body wrapped in green cloth and decorated with fresh picked leaves. Peter Pan with his dagger clutched in one hand and advancing with a feral look in his elfin eyes. }
Acts of Ascension, The Chosen by Chaim Potok, Danny/Rueven, PG-13 { Years later, once you've been ordained as a conservative Rabbi and as your wife is preparing Sabbath dinner, you remember a phone call you once made to Danny and how his voice had sounded both sad and excited and how you could somehow taste his lips on yours through the telephone line, all the way from Tel Aviv. }
Three Ways and a Million Ways, Entourage, Ari/Eric, R { You don't know this, but in college Ari went to Israel and thought about opening a shwarma shop for about five seconds before he realized he was piss drunk in a Tel-Aviv bar, that it was the 80s, and that there was a bare-chested dude giving him the once over from the corner while saying, pretty American boy want cocaine? }
As Logic Stands, Star Trek, TOS and Reboot, Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Spock/Uhura, Soft R { I've read your personnel file, Kirk shrugs, as he gently parts her thighs and settles himself between them. He is partially nude, only his tented shorts remain. She moves to lean heavily against Spock, and he shifts so that her back rests against his chest, his mouth beneath her ear. }
Harry Potter
Keeper (The "A Cunning Plan" Remix), Hermione/Ron, PG { “That was a nice game you played today, Ron Weasley,” she says and remembers to keep her voice low and soft. Predatory, she thinks to herself. Go for predatory. “You’re quite the keeper,” she says and pulls herself closer to Ron. }
House of Cards, The Lestranges (pre-OotP now AU), NC-17 { Patrice and Evelyn Lestrange were both slight brunettes with pale eyes and a shy way about them. Some had murmered that they were cousins; but they weren’t. }
Herbology and the Art of the Family Tree, Draco/Pansy, off-site link, PG-13 { They hold secrets--hidden squibs, dead children, missing legal documents. Their homes are both splendid and decrepit, a lesson in the spectrum of social class. There is no promise of money in blood anymore, except for some. When there is money though, the family ties become, perhaps, stranger. }
Other Tender Things, Bellatrix character piece, PG-13 { If Bellatrix were the type to indulge in sweets she would make cookies for her Lord. They would be shaped like the Dark Mark. She thinks things like that and then wants to hang herself from the chestnut armoire in her bedroom. }
A Vice Like Family, Harry/Ron/Ginny, Threesome!fic, Incest, R { At the funeral, Ginny places herself snugly between Harry and Ron and holds onto their arms as though she’d like to squeeze herself into both of them and slink out of existence. }
Forgetting, Harry/Draco, R { It’s the way Draco sinks his clear lacquered nails into his back that makes Harry wonder if human nail marks are supposed to be that big. }
Sinks and Seekers, Harry/Draco, R { You are happily soaping yourself into a bubbly froth-ball, when you hear the first noise. It’s low, it nearly sounds like someone crying, but partially it sounds like someone murmuring endearments to a child.}
X-Men (movie-verse)
Chele Kodesh, Bobby/John, Magneto/John, PG-13 { Together, like a parody of a family, they resided in an ivy-covered brownstone on the Upper East Side. It had a walled garden in the back where Magneto grew roses and spent hours on the grass reading novels and The New York Times, where Mystique sunned herself like a beautiful reptile beside him, and where John practiced controlling his flames and his temper. }
Logan,character drabble, PG
Bari v'Shalem, Rogue/Bobby/John, R Threesome!Fic { “This will never work,” says Rogue, her shoulders slumping forward and pulling her breasts together beneath the deep cut of her slip. }
Ad Delo Yado, Pyro/Magneto, PG-13 { He looked at Magneto’s forearm- tattooed with a serial number, one reminder of horrid imprisonment- and shivered. So much hate and death because of a government that had feared and hated those it was meant to protect. }
House
Pillowtalk, House/Chase, PG { “ESP?” Wilson laughs at them. “The only extra sense House has is one that picks up on lies and the scent of Vicodin” Then he pauses and looks thoughtful. “Although,” he adds, “ESP would surely explain a lot.” }
Artful Possibilities, House/Chase, PG-13 { Chase doesn’t hear the ball hit the ground, but he knows it’s gone because out of nowhere House has a hand around the stem of Chase’s lollipop, and he tugs it from between Chase’s lips with a resounding pop. Then he sniffs it. }
Doctor Who
Pattern Recognition, Donna Noble & Ten, G { “You don’t really, you know, strike me as the knitting type,” he ventures slowly, and the Doctor has known all types. He bends down into a hunched pose to get a better look. “And why’s that then?” Donna asks somewhat huffily, needles ever on the go. }
Gone Fishing, Ten/Donna Noble, Hard R { Donna had briefly considered slapping him, but he probably would have like that too much. Plus, she was busy clutching her robe together like a school marm. AKA: Donna tops Ten. }
Secrets of a Time Lord, written with
x_los. Ten/Simm!Master/Mudkips, R { Pure, unadulterated crack!fic from hell.
"So, I herd you liek Mudkps," said the Master, sneeringly. }
One-Offs
Homecoming, M*A*S*H, BJ/Hawkeye, PG { It is not Hawkeye who opens the door to this man and his daughter, but Daniel Pierce who is elderly but not fading, who smiles like his son but lacks something in the eyes. }
Fire on Your Tongue, Bandslash, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross from P!ATD, NC-17 { Brendon likes to say to Ryan, but mostly to himself, that growing up in Vegas was like growing up in glitter. And Ryan knows exactly what he’s talking about, even if he thinks Brendon is shit with metaphors. }
New York Catcher, Baseball RPS, Jorge Posada/Andy Pettitte, R { Andy is religious, happily married, and not gay. But he calls Jorge during the off-season anyway, and late at night, holed up in the master bathroom like a guilty teenager, Jorge talks him. }
Never Seen So Much, Baseball RPS, Aaron/Alfonso, PG { The Yankees are a miracle team, someone told you once, although you cannot remember who. You don’t exactly think of yourself as a miracle. People have always summed you up at Bret’s gawky younger brother. }
Shiver in the Dark, Baseball RPS, Jorge Posada/Andy Pettitte/ Aaron Boone/Bret Boone, R { When the air hits them for the first time, Derek says something about the old people being kept alive down here only because they live in a giant humidor. }
Boys Missing Shoes, Band of Brothers, Winters/Nixon, PG-13 { Lewis Nixon takes a swig from his flask and says to you with drunken clarity, “kiss me like you are going off to war.” “I’m already off to war,” you tell him. “So kiss me any way at all then,” he says. }
Sweetheart Deal, Peter Pan, Pan/Hook, G { Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan... Peter soaring across the sky at sunset, his body wrapped in green cloth and decorated with fresh picked leaves. Peter Pan with his dagger clutched in one hand and advancing with a feral look in his elfin eyes. }
Acts of Ascension, The Chosen by Chaim Potok, Danny/Rueven, PG-13 { Years later, once you've been ordained as a conservative Rabbi and as your wife is preparing Sabbath dinner, you remember a phone call you once made to Danny and how his voice had sounded both sad and excited and how you could somehow taste his lips on yours through the telephone line, all the way from Tel Aviv. }
Three Ways and a Million Ways, Entourage, Ari/Eric, R { You don't know this, but in college Ari went to Israel and thought about opening a shwarma shop for about five seconds before he realized he was piss drunk in a Tel-Aviv bar, that it was the 80s, and that there was a bare-chested dude giving him the once over from the corner while saying, pretty American boy want cocaine? }
As Logic Stands, Star Trek, TOS and Reboot, Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Spock/Uhura, Soft R { I've read your personnel file, Kirk shrugs, as he gently parts her thighs and settles himself between them. He is partially nude, only his tented shorts remain. She moves to lean heavily against Spock, and he shifts so that her back rests against his chest, his mouth beneath her ear. }