this date with Marshall or, "No, wait. I can explain."

Dec 28, 2009 21:24

I haven't written all that much about the people I've been working with for the last six months at the HelpDeskThisIsKimberley gig, in part because I pretty much just keep to myself and keep interactions limited to work-related questions. The people are all great (as far as I can tell, at any rate, with only The Douche excepted), but I'm not ( Read more... )

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katbcoll December 29 2009, 02:36:36 UTC
I want pictures! Preferably with lampshades!

Ohhhh, this will be spectacular. Whether it's a success or a failure. It's just gonna be spec. tac. u. lar.

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researchgrrrl December 29 2009, 03:49:20 UTC
I cannot imagine a world where pictures are being taken them and I'm in them without having my face buried in my hands. Probably while Marshall and the girls are indeed wearing lampshades. If there is any mercy in the universe, those lampshades will be on top of their heads and not substituted for otherwise vital clothing. D:

On second thought, maybe I'll make them all meet me somewhere besides my place. I don't need anyone around here who can outdo Colin's blue butt or Daisy's singed whiskers. DDD:

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katbcoll December 29 2009, 04:12:53 UTC
[cue hysterical laughter]

I'm am purposely ignoring his drinks of choice. It hurt hearing about them! *shudders*

I am both bummed and glad that I live too far away to witness New Year's with y'all. Glad because I won't have to see anyone actually drink bad drinks. Bummed because I won't be able to point whilst laughing.

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els1040 December 29 2009, 02:56:31 UTC
I think our souls could have a throwing up contest. Oh well, it was sweet of you to invite him, especially since you already knew his taste in drinks.

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researchgrrrl December 29 2009, 04:03:50 UTC
I've decided perhaps the universe will be more kindly toward me if I begin 2010 with a sacrifice. In this instance, I'm sacrificing good taste, common decency (not even Jim Beam deserves that end), self-preservation, and whatever wisps of dignity being a ferret-mom has left me. We can but hope this will be sacrifice enough.

I can't bring myself to buy Mountain Dew. For that matter, even if we go to a bar, I can't bring myself to order that sort of drink for him. I'd hork just trying to get the words out. In fact, if I'm around when he orders it, I'll probably be compelled to offer my sincerest apologies to the bartender.

Oh, Marshall. I never wanted to know there was something even grosser than a margarita with merlot floater.

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els1040 December 29 2009, 13:56:26 UTC
GAAAH! Not the merlot floater!! *puts hands over ears* I had almost wiped it from memory...Nooooo!

And I think it only proper that you offer apologies to the bartender. I mean, he actually has to waste the Beam.

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jaydeyn_sitari December 29 2009, 03:13:26 UTC

SIX MONTHS!!

It should at least end interestingly?

:)
Jaydeyn

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researchgrrrl December 29 2009, 04:10:38 UTC
Actually, closer to five months now that I've counted on my fingers. It's been just shy of seven months since I've had any contact with my mom, which is what tends to be the default chronological point of reference for my recent accomplishments.

I think 2009 will likely end with the sort of balls-out (OH DEAR GOD PLEASE NOT LITERALLY) chaos the entire year has offered. "Interestingly" will probably be the mildest way to describe it.

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researchgrrrl December 29 2009, 04:17:43 UTC
THIS, IF ONLY BECAUSE FINDING A WORSE CLASS IS TOO HORRIBLE TO CONSIDER.

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ladyfox7oaks December 29 2009, 23:56:57 UTC
AND a partial lunar eclipse!!!

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tsuki_no_bara December 29 2009, 04:07:51 UTC
i'm already making this face *points to icon* and it's only the 28th. i too want pictures. :D

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researchgrrrl December 29 2009, 04:35:31 UTC
He's like SPN's Ash, only he wears his mullet on the inside. I have a newfound compassion and respect for Ellen since meeting Marshall. Lord, yes.

The bitch is that I won't be able to get any pics I could use for blackmail. There's nothing I could capture on camera and present to Marshall that he wouldn't greet with "Ruin my reputation? Girl, what're you talking about? I gotta get these uploaded! ...You can still tell that's me doing that right there, with the no-pants, right?"

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ladyfox7oaks December 29 2009, 04:40:00 UTC
I second this!!!

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