Laugh it up doing a devil trap painted on it and Buttsex that demonspawn might just almost made sense. My phone ASSBABY is asspregnant with the cane puns during sex learning entire phrases now.
So! I was in a gaming group run by M, and the bane of our existence was this guy B... he was just ten kinds of jerk. And a POUTY jerk, too. Anyway. M had this tendency to run magic-poor campaigns, not much in the way of random-ass magic items because he liked to design items that specifically fit the characters. He had this great idea for a sword for B's character, enhance his strength and yadda yadda, and when M planted the sword in the game for B to find, B... left it behind.
Not once. Not twice. THREE TIMES.
By the time M got exasperated enough to make the thing STICK TO B'S HAND until [insert task] was accomplished, he'd also redesigned the weapon. So instead of just being mildly sentient, the sword contained bits of personality from every person who has ever wielded it. And many of those personalities didn't really like B's character. In fact, they insulted him... a lot. Because M decreed that all the rest of us got to "speak for the sword." \o/
I Lovecraftian this story, but i Lovecraftian find the wallpaper implications, oh, slightly less than amusing right now send a display at THAT demonspawn
I Lovecraftian cannot beleive what my phone ASSBABY has learned Budge from House with the cane puns during sex if they did not elicit a devil trap. Or something along those lines.
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Man, I'm going to owe you some serious booze for this, aren't I?
*still laughing*
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*falls over giggling*
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Not once. Not twice. THREE TIMES.
By the time M got exasperated enough to make the thing STICK TO B'S HAND until [insert task] was accomplished, he'd also redesigned the weapon. So instead of just being mildly sentient, the sword contained bits of personality from every person who has ever wielded it. And many of those personalities didn't really like B's character. In fact, they insulted him... a lot. Because M decreed that all the rest of us got to "speak for the sword." \o/
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It is totally NOT MY FAULT that your phone thinks its name is ASSBABY.
NOT.
MY.
FAULT.
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Should one of us text you "Christo"? Do you think that would help? :D
(Dude, did someone text you Budge??? Even I'm not that cruel.)
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