oh, god, my MAC is going to smudge

[researchgrrrl]

Oh my god. Dudes are such idiots, even when they're executive VPs. I know this because one such VP walked by my desk just now and apparently had a random show-off moment that inspired him to flip his pen in the air so he could try to catch it between his hands. Except he missed the pen and it stabbed him in the eye and he had this total spazzy flail moment while he staggered around.

I've been in the women's room crying.

Oh my god. I EVEN HAVE THE PERFECT USERPIC.

*cries some more*