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[rescuecatnaoma]

Yuri is outside Obelisk Blue. With a rope tied to each of his limbs. And each rope tied to a cat. And laying on his back, on the ground.

"Pull, you mighty stallions, Pull! Show me no mercy!

..The cats do not appear to be cooperating.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

... Like, whatcha doin'

::She's considering sitting on you.::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"I'm trying to get taller. These mighty beasts, honest and true, will pull with all their might and cure my chronic shortness."

They're licking themselves.

[itsforflavoring]

Wear stilts. Gawd.

Or get a rack.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Stilts are hard. Whassa rack. YAH! YAH, BEASTS!"

Still nothing.

[itsforflavoring]

Can I eat one of them when yer done with them? And a torture device.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"..They're cats. You don't eat cats. Oh. I dunno where to one of them."

[itsforflavoring]

My mom says cat tastes like furry snake.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"....There's no meat on a cat, you gotta eat something bigger to get any food And cats are perfect creatures.."

He's still on the ground.

[itsforflavoring]

Then why ain't they stretchin' ya.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Because.. shut up."

[itsforflavoring]

::Plops down to sit down next to ya::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"...I don't think they're going to pull, are they."

[itsforflavoring]

You'd have more luck getting shrimp to spontaneously fry themselves,like, or somethin'.

[rescuecatnaoma]

He grumbles and unties himself and the cats scamper off. He folds his arms.

"I'm gonna be a midget forever."

[itsforflavoring]

What's wrong with dat?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"It is traditionally frowned upon for men to be shorter than like 5'8. which I am significantly shorter than."