[Event Post]

[rescuecatnaoma]

Yuri is either one of two places:

The first is in a cafe, trying to eat what appears to be a 16 pound steak. It has a small sign in it that says "Sir Loin-a-lot". He has around.. a quarter of a pound down. Not doing good so far.

The second is in an empty classroom, with the door open. He's cracking eggs into a glass, with a look of dread on his face.

Comments

[lust_ai_love]

What are you doing? ::Looks at your eggs.::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"I'm going to drink all these eggs."

[lust_ai_love]

Why?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Because."

[lust_ai_love]

Because why?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"For protein."

[lust_ai_love]

... Why would you need protein.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Because I'm 16 and look 13."

[lust_ai_love]

Go to the gym.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"What do you think I'm going to do after drinking these eggs?"

[lust_ai_love]

Vomit into a toilet.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"No that only happened the first time."

[lust_ai_love]

How'd it feel?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Not pleasant."

[lust_ai_love]

Classy.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"But I can keep them down now."

Drinks the eggs. Makes a very unpleasant face.