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[rescuecatnaoma]

 So it's gonna be my birthday in eight days. I just got one of those ridiculous D-Wheels meant for kids from my parents.

Is there some way to upgrade this to a real D-Wheel, or something.

Comments

[blackrthanblack]

What do you need installed and will you hurt yourself with it, dear?

[rescuecatnaoma]

I need it to not look like a tiny blocky yellow thing.

[blackrthanblack]

But a cute little put put D-Wheel is perfect for little boys..!

[rescuecatnaoma]

I'M FIFTEEN, ALMOST SIXTEEN.

[blackrthanblack]

Which makes you a little kid.

[rescuecatnaoma]

WHICH MAKES ME OLD ENOUGH FOR A REAL D-WHEEL.

[blackrthanblack]

... Stare.

[rescuecatnaoma]

It does.

[pureplainpatron]

... A D-wheel, huh?

How recklessly do you feel like driving? Enough to make you into boy burgers?

[rescuecatnaoma]

I have attachments to all my limbs.

[pureplainpatron]

Pity.

And here I thought I might help you convince Shiyoko to modify it into something nice and manly.

[rescuecatnaoma]

...Are you trying to get me to do stupid things?

[pureplainpatron]

That implies you need my coaxing to do stupid things.

...

But yes.

[rescuecatnaoma]

HEY I NEVER DO STUPID THINGS.

[pureplainpatron]

 

[rescuecatnaoma]

What? I don't!