And the squirrel was COVERED in makeup
So my roommate, Rich has a hat made of the sides of Budwieser cans, sewn together. I asked him where he got it. This was the response: "Well this girl that I used to feel up in high school...her grandmother knitted it, and the girl gave it to me." This girl that I used to feel up in high school. Nice.
This is right on the heels of me asking who he was talking to on the phone a few nights ago. "This girl...we lost our virginities to each other when we were thirteen." Funny, unnecessary information - that is his MO. By the way, that last anecdote was followed by even more information about the time that he really lost his virginity... Breakfast cereal, bacon, coffee bubbling away. Freshly squeezed mango juice... You're awfully chipper this morning. Well yeah. Because last night...lost my virginityyy! Oh yeah, with who?
This is right on the heels of me asking who he was talking to on the phone a few nights ago. "This girl...we lost our virginities to each other when we were thirteen." Funny, unnecessary information - that is his MO. By the way, that last anecdote was followed by even more information about the time that he really lost his virginity... Breakfast cereal, bacon, coffee bubbling away. Freshly squeezed mango juice... You're awfully chipper this morning. Well yeah. Because last night...lost my virginityyy! Oh yeah, with who?