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Aug 10, 2009 12:50

Friday's trip to Aspen Dental brought to you by the letter "Mouf".

The last time I was ever at a dentist, it was a traumatizing experience. It was when, after two years of painful suffering, I was to have my braces removed due in part because my parents (who were separated and feuding) could not decide who was responsible for my oral health. And lo, with a year left until straight teeth, my dream of being able to smile with my mouth open went down the shitter.

That was...oh, a week before my high school graduation.

Since then, I had not seen a dentist, for a cleaning, a routine checkup, anything.

Diagnosis: MARDER.

My wisdom teefs are all in. All four are impacted. So next month, I'm getting those fuckers evicted.

Three of my old silver fillings need to be replaced as well.

Total price tag for all of this?

$2200.

Ouch.
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