lt dan, ice cream!
The night of my boss's birthday party was a pretty damn good time. I got wasted (surprise, surprise) playing beer pong & air hockey. Later in the night I took Jessie's birthday cake and slammed it in her face which then started a cake fight. I got cake all over my face, through my hair, and down my pants. Crazy things always seem to happen when me and alcohol mix. The next morning I puked (3rd time this month!) and worked a 10 hour day. Yea, I rule.
The other night Leah, Maya, Dustin B, & Bob all came up to hang out w/ me, Candy, & Ryan. As usual, I was wasted. At about 1:30 we ran out of beer so I went w/ Bob to Cumbys by the offchance that one of the guys would be working and I could sweet-talk them into selling us beer. But of course it had to be the old lady working. She didn't sell us beer but Bob & I stole some kid's backpack outside of Cumby's that he put down when he walked in. We brought it back and yea, there was over a 30 rack in his bag! What else can I say but we fuckin rule.
The party was fun. Leah, Dustin, and I watched Forrest Gump all trashed... it was hilarious. I stopped drinking at about 5, woke up at 9, and was hungover allll day.
School starts in like 3 days and I STILL haven't started my paper for that may term or done any of my 50 bug IDs. Goddamit, I suck at deadlines.
The other night Leah, Maya, Dustin B, & Bob all came up to hang out w/ me, Candy, & Ryan. As usual, I was wasted. At about 1:30 we ran out of beer so I went w/ Bob to Cumbys by the offchance that one of the guys would be working and I could sweet-talk them into selling us beer. But of course it had to be the old lady working. She didn't sell us beer but Bob & I stole some kid's backpack outside of Cumby's that he put down when he walked in. We brought it back and yea, there was over a 30 rack in his bag! What else can I say but we fuckin rule.
The party was fun. Leah, Dustin, and I watched Forrest Gump all trashed... it was hilarious. I stopped drinking at about 5, woke up at 9, and was hungover allll day.
School starts in like 3 days and I STILL haven't started my paper for that may term or done any of my 50 bug IDs. Goddamit, I suck at deadlines.