To any of you kids out there who are still fantasizing over the idea of Ryden once existing...
(i warn you, it's long)
K, so in order for my whole theory to make sense we have to start with
this.
Which, in case you cant quite put it together, it means Ryan totally took Bden’s virginity in the ocean.
Next, is a poem that had been posted on Dylan’s (Bden’s dog) myspace.
Aug 11, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject: awaking from summer dreams is never easy,
Body: but being awoken makes it so much worse.
as summer comes to an end we lose and gain so much.
summer lovers become part time lovers, then slowly fade to just a simple memory.
maybe it's not so simple to some of us, though.
maybe we can't just forget at the first leaf of autumn.
maybe we remember every detail until our last breath of air.
maybe we really aren't okay when asked.
maybe we're holding on, as we watch them let go.
sometimes, it is quite apparent that our "significant other" doesn't feel the same.
we deal, because we know that there has to be something there.
a twinkle in an eye. a shock when we kiss. whatever it is, it's there.
and maybe one day they'll notice it too.
you know, i've never really liked days off.
they make me think too much.
it's time to start loving to live, not living to love.
we can only give so much without anything in return.
this was pretty much just something i completely made up because i wanted to say i had a totally awesome summer.
then again, maybe it's not so fictional for most of us after all?
summer's almost over kiddos.
time to get back to filling those brains of yours' with knowledge or maybe just nonsense with a degree.
stay smart,
xo
Beginning of the summer = Ocean Sex
End of Summer = Ryan met Keltie at the VMAS (end of august)
Summer and Ocean/Sea was also mentioned in Pretty. Odd. quite a few times. (which i believe PO is just one big gay love story between the two of them, but that's a whole other discussion).
Northern Downpour “we should feed our jewelry to the sea”
When the Day Met the Night. “in the middle of summer”
Behind the Sea Folkin’ Around “Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two Where summers lasted longer than Longer than we do”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream”
From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins “Watch love get strangled by a kite's cold strings Fall comes early and summer leaves As a storm with the car keys” (D: D: )
When going through Pretty. Odd. I also noticed that ‘dream’ was mentioned a lot.
She’s a Handsome Woman “Reverie” is another word for dream.
(“Innocence” is also mentioned, which you know, innocence = virginity. Ryan took Bden’s virginity ;])
Northern Downpour “If all our life is but a dream”
Behind the Sea “A daydream spills from my corked head”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream (again sea + dream)
Also, in the poem posted on Dylan's myspace the subject line is "awaking from summer dreams is never easy"
Now, finally, that brings us to New Perspective. When I first heard it I swore it was about the band split (and Ryan) and when Bden started saying he wrote it a year or so ago, I was convinced he was just lying because I couldn’t see it being anything else because it just fit too good. But then I discovered all this and remembered that Bden had said he wrote it a few years ago after he had “woke up from a dream”. See
here (lets not talk about how their faces completely light up when he mentions the band getting back together D:) and
here (“Actually, that song was written maybe two-and-a-half years ago.” Bringing us back to at least February 2007 & “I woke up from a dream I had had, and I was like, "Oh, I kinda want to write about this dream that I had.")
And please note the first two lines of New Perspective are "I feel the salty waves come in, feel them crash against my skin". Salty waves = the ocean, y/y?! and you know, just the fact that song is so sexual. Also, "You come along because I love your face And I'll admire your expensive taste" and then "But leaving now would be a good idea So catch me up on getting out of here" is possibly saying he still loves Ryan but Keltie’s there now, and he cant stick around, you know?
Lastly, in this video here
here he says NP is “about a dude. Naked.”
*takes deep breath*
Well, there you have it kids, this is what happens when you’re left alone late at night, suffering through a writers block and are boycotting slash, you become a crazy stalker who is now possibly considering a career in the CIA. Now, this is all just fun and you don’t have to agree with any of this at all, but I’d really appreciate if none of you attacked me. If you’re still doubtful and have some questions, then go right ahead and ask, I just ask that you don’t be mean. Internet drama is not my cup of tea.
(See my post
here on their tweets)