[oo7]

[reportingthis]

accidental voice;

--that your help during my casualties was appreciated, but I would rather take care of things from here.

There really is no need for you to butter my muffins, sir.

[ooc; INCOHERENT MUN HAS SURRENDERED see you tomorrow ]

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Actoin/Voice/WHATEVER;

[gohardwork]

Your protests fall on deaf and gorgeous ears, my bowl-braided friend! I'm certain you don't want to ... deny me of this pleasurable experience. Besides, you were practically showing them off to me!

Allow me to slather these soft mounds.

all of those;

[reportingthis]

[SLIGHTLY WARY OF YOUR PRESENCE IN MY KITCHEN]

.. If you're going to persist...

all of them, then!; 1/2

[gohardwork]

Aahh, so you're that type! [ Begins struggling with trying to cut this butter, IT'S TOO FROZEN LINK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, accidentally pulls too hard at the knife and whoops, just flung some butter your way ]

[gohardwork]

These are so soft, as if they your own sacred ... delicious bumps of flesh. May I delight in a taste?

1/2

[reportingthis]

[ dodges it in a healthy amount of foresight, but also reflex. ]

Please be more careful.

[reportingthis]

..You'll want to let them cool down for a bit longer. [also you look as though you have been training.. hard] There's a bathroom to wash your hands down the hall.

1/2

[gohardwork]

I was GOING to! [May or may not be a bit defensive about that now that he's been TRAUMATIZED AND SCARRED ]

[gohardwork]

And you of course underestimate the heat my body can take! Such a thing is pardoned, though, since we only just now became comrades!

[ Passes by Link and down to the bathroom, I BET YOUR DRAIN SUFFERS FROM HOW LONG YOUR HAIR IS ]

[reportingthis]

I will keep it in mind for the future, in that case.

[..is setting up two plates along with glasses, milk and juice.]

[gohardwork]

[RETURNS! Hands sparling as you've never seen before! ]

You live alone here? That is rather upsetting, for our youth should be spent networking with others, socializing, getting to know one another! I do not understand self-induced solitude. I wonder if you are some kind of masochist? I think my student is. I know someone who is a masochist! He is my eternal rival and my best friend, although he is not here. I do not live alone, though! Why do you live alone? Thank you for the orange juice!

[ Says in a rather ... rushed manner, all while he's taking a seat at the table ]

[reportingthis]

[ IT MAY BE A GOOD THING HE CAN AT LEAST MEMORIZE THE INFLUX OF QUESTIONS ]

Self-induced solitude can serve its purpose, in various cases. It must be fortunate to keep company if you find it difficult to relate to your friend.

[ Said at a pace considerate enough to not be as rushed, albeit quick to answer accordingly. ]

Do please not jump to conclusions merely due to the fact that nobody is at home at the moment. I live with my charge.

1/2

[gohardwork]

A-hah! I knew it. [ Grits his teeth, weird ... urges suddenly arising in him. May be visibly twitching as he tries to inwardly fight this. BUT HE WILL GIVE IN ]

[gohardwork]

Do you have any ... raisins?

[reportingthis]

..Of course. [ he goes to retrieve a bag. ] You could have told me to put them in yours.

[gohardwork]

I do not want your raisins.

[reportingthis]

[ I-- why ] ... Then please make up your mind before inquiring.