OOC: The Reproduction Meme

[reporter_chloe]

I am insaneee for wanting to do this, but I'm going to. I'll probably get to replying and stuff tomorrow, since I has a headache and there's other shit I need to do (like a prompt response for theatrical_muse). Srsly, hit me, tho

Comments

[feltalone]

Best friends help raise a kid?

And also you know Clark wants one too, lol.

For Lana (1/2)

[reporter_chloe]

I guess this could classify as Clark's, too, but he'll get a speshul one later. lol

For Lana (2/2)

[reporter_chloe]

She was there with her every step of the way. The two girls who had both loved and lost the same extraordinary superhero bonded in a way they'd never expected to, as they planned and plotted what they'd do with the child. People who didn't know them would have easily assumed that they were a lesbian couple, rejoicing because some nameless sperm donor had given them an anonymous gift. The people who knew them knew it was nothing of the sort, and respected their decision to raise the baby together. Even Martha Kent felt that way, and in spite of her grief, was nearly overjoyed another Kent was about to be welcomed into the world. She insisted the two girls move in at the farm, and they did

For Clark

[reporter_chloe]

Here, Clark. Have some AU Noir!Chloe. :p

[ihavettk]

...I so shouldn't do this. But the crack! :D

And I see you had the same idea at the same second. AWESOME.

[reporter_chloe]

It took me a while to come up with an idea for this one. I hope you enjoy it.

The first time she lays eyes on him, her breath is completely taken away.

He looks just like him.

Or, well, he looks just like he did when their first and only date.

He doesn't really act much like him, though. He has a bit more of an attitude, and in some ways, it reminds her of all the times he was high on Red Kryptonite, just not as extreme.

There's something very sweet hiding below the surface, though, and it pulls her in. She knows this kid, this clone, isn't him, but somehow, she can't help herself.

So she gives in. To her emotions, to him. Just once. Just once, she pretends Clark is alive and well and with her, holding her close. And for that short time, it works.

But then, suddenly, Clark's not dead. He's not dead, and buried. He's alive, and back in her arms faster than she can blink

[ihavettk]

Aww! Poor Kon. And that Luthor part at the end? O.o

Very fun, though!

[reporter_chloe]

Yes, poor Kon. *pets* And I enjoy putting in creepy endings sometimes. I thought it was appropriate. lol

Thank you. :D

[rude_not_ginger]

Do it!

[reporter_chloe]

Please forgive any and all fail. This was the first thing that came to mind