there is no way this takes into account: Living on an Island

[repo_woman]

You Are 61% Sexy

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[not_a_savage]

Only 61?

[repo_woman]

Well apparently because I don't dress up to look my best before going out with friends, or that I don't find it easy to meet new people it sort of shot my percentage down.

[not_a_savage]

These things don't know anything. That should probably count in your favor, you don't need to do those things.

[repo_woman]

Ah yes, the anti-social wall-flowerness just exudes sex appeal.

[not_a_savage]

Remind me to not try to give you compliments.

[repo_woman]

Remind me to tell you what sarcasm is Jack, but thank you, even if it took me a moment to find the compliment.

[not_a_savage]

Remind me to think of a clever reply to this later.

[repo_woman]

Remind me to pretend to laugh at whatever clever reply you come up with.

[not_a_savage]

Remind me to think of a clever reply first.

[repo_woman]

Remind me to tell you that it's not my job to remind you of these things.

[not_a_savage]

Remind me to ask then why are you reminding me?

[repo_woman]

Oh I'll remind you all right.

[not_a_savage]

That sounds like a vague threat.

[repo_woman]

Really? I thought I was going for something a bit non-threatening and a bit more vaguely flirtatious. It's probably another reason why I'm only at that 61%

[not_a_savage]

I thought we weren't trusting the meme.

[repo_woman]

That's right we weren't. It's been a long day I guess.

Also FYI that icon makes me want to ruffle your hair.