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[009] // [Video] // Cookingplz

May 30, 2011 12:33

Can anyone teach me how to cook? I really want to learn. [And she'd like to not burn something when she tries.

Halp?]

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Video; faygot May 30 2011, 19:41:41 UTC

aww, shit, chica. What is it all you are wanting to be fuckin' makin' here? Cause this motherfucker is all about the fuckin' baking.

Video; replicatedaster May 30 2011, 21:25:52 UTC

[You kiss your mother with that mouth, Gamzee?]

I guess anything. I only helped bake once before, and the cookies kind of burned...

Video; faygot May 30 2011, 22:11:50 UTC

[his mother is a giant egg-laying insect thing.]

Aww yeah, that kinda shit all gets happening sometimes, but you just gotta fuckin' try again, yeah? Ain't not a thing wrong with getting it wrong once or twice but you all up figure that shit out.

Video; replicatedaster May 30 2011, 22:18:28 UTC

[...ew.]

Right! [She kind of wants to ask what Gamzee is. Because he's weird-looking in a new kind of way.

...but, really, there were weirder Heartless.]

Video; faygot May 30 2011, 22:21:19 UTC

[Oh sure, like you humans reproduce so elegantly.]

Cooking ain't really all that fuckin' hard. Just... you gotta be finding your heart in it, I think. Like, it ain't about reading motherfuckin' recipes and that shit. You just gotta roll with it, and toss in what you think will make it taste right to you.

[Aww, but he is all heart.]

Video; replicatedaster May 30 2011, 22:23:58 UTC

[Well, she couldn't tell you about that.]

That makes sense. But you have to learn how to start, though, right

[Lucky him.]

Video; faygot May 30 2011, 22:27:01 UTC

well, shit, sis. Between you and me, I fuckin' watched me some of those mad sweet cooking shows. Those motherfuckers are good for teaching a brother not to be culling hisself.

[She can have some of his.]

Video; replicatedaster May 30 2011, 22:28:23 UTC

They have those? [INTRIGUE.

Aw, really? /grabby hands]

Video; faygot May 31 2011, 17:39:41 UTC

Uh, well, I ain't all not to sure about you pinkie brothers, but us motherfuckers got tons of fuckin' cooking shows. Like shit, you got that chica, yeah? Troll Martha Stewart. Bitch put on a sweet ass motherfuckin' show. Done made some magical shitnasty.

But then she was culled.

Video; replicatedaster June 1 2011, 18:58:37 UTC

Culled? [...Xion only managed to pick out half of what he was saying.]

Video; faygot June 1 2011, 20:36:22 UTC

You know, snapped into by the fuckin' wicked laughssassin.

Video; replicatedaster June 2 2011, 06:19:04 UTC

The what? [BLINKBLINKBLINK.]

Video; faygot June 2 2011, 19:15:40 UTC

Kicking the wicked shit?

[It is almost like he is speaking english.]

Video; replicatedaster June 3 2011, 22:32:45 UTC

I don't know what that means. [SORRY GAMZEE.]

Video; faygot June 3 2011, 22:35:42 UTC

Aww, it ain't no thing, chica. I just all meant she got.

[this time he decides to add gesture, drawing his yellow sharp nails over his nail in a quick slash. That clear enough for you?]

Video; replicatedaster June 4 2011, 21:24:31 UTC

Oh! [Much more clear.]

So...she died?

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