[RC's Office] [Surprisingly becomes 16+, NWS!]

[replicarter]

So in one world, my husband is finally shagging the guy I've been trying to get with for over a year. I hate Jack. In another, I'm not getting laid. Because everyone tasty is 17.

It may be time to go take over a galaxy or something.

*broods*

Comments

[carter_i_am]

Replicarter/Ash??? *dies laughing* You guys rock.

[replicarter]

IT BROKE MY BRAIN, WOMAN.

[carter_i_am]

*still giggling* You do have my sympathies about how it went, though, one Carter to another.

[replicarter]

Eeeh, she's ultimately a sex bot (NO I AM NOT! I HAVE FEELINGS AND A MISSION AND A PLAN STOP IT!) so, *shrugs*

And I'm used to worse at soapgate. *sighs*

[carter_i_am]

Now I've got crack!fic ideas--involving bonding between Cylon Sharon, the Buffybot, and Replicarter. And I don't even *watch* BSG regularly.

*pats* If it's any consolation? Sam hasn't gotten anywhere. With anyone.

[replicarter]

dude, what about John Connor and kissing on Jack?

[carter_i_am]

Didn't make it past second with John and kissing Jack...well, we never finished the date, due to illness.

RC's still seen more action. *g*

[replicarter]

If Lee were not so in love with another blonde, he would take you in a manly fashion.

[carter_i_am]

Were Sam not so in love with a grumpy ex-colonel, she'd let him.

[replicarter]

WHERE IS MY FANDOM HIGH SAM/JACK, WOMAN!? WHERE?!

[carter_i_am]

In the infirmary with pneumonia, darn it!

[replicarter]

THAT IS NO EXCUSE.

[carter_i_am]

She's been all mournful and semi-stalkery at the side of his bed for two weeks now--what more do you want? *g*

[replicarter]

Well, good point, but when is Jack back in action?!

[carter_i_am]

*crosses fingers* Best case scenario is today. Otherwise Monday.

[replicarter]

What happened to the mun?