You people are nuts.
But you throw good parties.
Congratulations to Devin for living 21 years, and to Shannon for not getting in a horrible, flesh twisting plane crash on her way back from England.
The party was much fun, except for a few select individuals who I had never met until that night. Some were rude, upsetting motherfuckers, some acted like children, and some were really cool guys. This also applies to the people I had already met before that night, but lets not dwell on the very few bad points. Let's focus on the some of the funniest things EVER.
I believe that Ed and Keegan are the two cutest individuals in the world when they are fucked up. I want plush versions of them. Ed's will come with a miniature CD player, and Keegan's will come with something shiny that lights up.
Nothing is funnier than watching Ursula try to walk in a straight line.
Absinthe is apparently a concoction created by the devil himself, and I think we owe the devil some 'thank you's.
The AMC crew works with a child molester, as we found out last night. For some reason, that was hysterical last night, but now it's just the most horrible form of creepy.
Quotes of the night (try to guess who said these keepers):
"Fan-TAS-tic."
"I'm really, really, really drunk." (said 438 times)
"I fucked a lot of weed!"
"I won't tell you that I'll fuck you in the ass, because.. you know, you're gay."
"I'll fuck you in the ass!"
"He sucked that shit down like a circus seal."
"(Cough!) Oh my God." "Yeah, warms you up, doesn't it?"
"I'm drunk. Burughghrurdrunk!"
"I'll do four more!"
"It'sfufgrabanavopda." "Holy shit, was that English?"
"I'm going to puke...move...move..." "No! Not there! Over the rail, over the rail!" (splatter)
"I feel like hugging a Columbian!"
Wow. I must say, all in all, one of the better drinking experiences I've had. I didn't puke, I didn't piss anyone off, and I don't remember saying anything incredibly stupid. Thanks for the good time Devin and Shannon. Happy Birthday, and welcome back.
Congratulations to Devin for living 21 years, and to Shannon for not getting in a horrible, flesh twisting plane crash on her way back from England.
The party was much fun, except for a few select individuals who I had never met until that night. Some were rude, upsetting motherfuckers, some acted like children, and some were really cool guys. This also applies to the people I had already met before that night, but lets not dwell on the very few bad points. Let's focus on the some of the funniest things EVER.
I believe that Ed and Keegan are the two cutest individuals in the world when they are fucked up. I want plush versions of them. Ed's will come with a miniature CD player, and Keegan's will come with something shiny that lights up.
Nothing is funnier than watching Ursula try to walk in a straight line.
Absinthe is apparently a concoction created by the devil himself, and I think we owe the devil some 'thank you's.
The AMC crew works with a child molester, as we found out last night. For some reason, that was hysterical last night, but now it's just the most horrible form of creepy.
Quotes of the night (try to guess who said these keepers):
"Fan-TAS-tic."
"I'm really, really, really drunk." (said 438 times)
"I fucked a lot of weed!"
"I won't tell you that I'll fuck you in the ass, because.. you know, you're gay."
"I'll fuck you in the ass!"
"He sucked that shit down like a circus seal."
"(Cough!) Oh my God." "Yeah, warms you up, doesn't it?"
"I'm drunk. Burughghrurdrunk!"
"I'll do four more!"
"It'sfufgrabanavopda." "Holy shit, was that English?"
"I'm going to puke...move...move..." "No! Not there! Over the rail, over the rail!" (splatter)
"I feel like hugging a Columbian!"
Wow. I must say, all in all, one of the better drinking experiences I've had. I didn't puke, I didn't piss anyone off, and I don't remember saying anything incredibly stupid. Thanks for the good time Devin and Shannon. Happy Birthday, and welcome back.