I'm a woman, I can do this

[rephetibel]

On my left, as I sit here at my desk, is a land line phone.  It's a big, black phone with a dial.  On my right is beautiful, sleek Samsung Intercept cell phone.  Muggle phone and everyone-else-in-the-world-uses-one-like-this phone.

It's going to be a steep learning curve.