Hey? I'm sure, I'm not mad. I just really don't have anything to say to him that isn't by the way, buddy, if I wanted to I could turn you into a penguin but I'm not because I am that tolerant of your douchebaggery.
I'm just making sure that you know that it's not a date because it's definitely, oh so not a date. Besides it can't be a date when we're both stuck listening to Tony run his trap.
["Hey Teddy Kate is taking Kirk to Tony's dinner!]
It's not a date because if it's a date I'm obligated to hurt him if he looks at you funny and I really don't want to have to be obligated to do this to Kirk.
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Don't worry, I hope you have a good time.
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[Pause]
I asked Kirk to come with me.
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[there is silence then a crash because Billy has dropped his phone, then a scrabble]
...did he say yes?
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[Why yes, she's avoiding answering.]
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[Pause]
.....so I'm going to assume he said yes.
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It's a fancy dinner paid for by a douche no less, so it's not like you have to fight him about paying for your own or anything.
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Hang on a second.
["Hey Teddy Kate is taking Kirk to Tony's dinner!]
It's not a date because if it's a date I'm obligated to hurt him if he looks at you funny and I really don't want to have to be obligated to do this to Kirk.
["DID YOU HEAR ME?"]
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