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[repeatshimself]

Now that we've had a haunted house curse and it looks like Halloween is around the corner, I thought I might share this list:

Billy's Top Ten rules for surviving a horror movie.
Or how to use common senseThis list is compiled from years of watching and learning. The stuff they taught in Scream (and the subsequent sequels) doesn't cover the

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[greding]

What if the Twins in question went to a school for almost seven years where they had to wear the same blasted uniform? Any leeway there?

[repeatshimself]

Yes, I'll say that uniforms excuses you, as long as you dress differently outside of school.

[greding]

[Well, they don't always dress identically.]

I still say that a rule's a bit steep. Didn't your Mum dress you alike growing up? Ours always did.

[repeatshimself]

We were sort of separated at birth.

[greding]

Bloody hell. Sorry to hear that, mate.

[repeatshimself]

Thanks. We're creepily used to the idea of having a twin now.

[greding]

[And back hoe he's just getting used to the idea of not having one...]

's a bit better than creepy. It's bloody brilliant. For us, at any rate.

[repeatshimself]

I guess even if we dressed alike, though, we wouldn't ever have the identical thing, even though we are identical, because his hair is white and mine is black.

Don't ask how it works, because I don't know.

[greding]

Fred and I are identical, aside from the fact that he has two ears to my one. Don't tell him I said that, though. He's always threatening to chop one of his off to match.

George Weasley, by the way.

[repeatshimself]

Well it would solve your problem.

Billy Kaplan.

[greding]

I'm just as happy to have him around with two ears.

So how long have you been in this place, then?

[repeatshimself]

Two and a half years.

[greding]

Blimey.

[Sounds nice.]

[repeatshimself]

Yeeeeep.

[greding]

So you've been here about the time Ginny has, haven't you?

[repeatshimself]

Oh, she's the witch, right?