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[repeatshimself]

I guess I should be happy I didn't end up royalty again for the third time or is it the fourth, I can't actually remember but still, wrestling trees? Wigs? French? I took French in high school

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[the_dawnster]

Hey, that means you could teach me sign language too. I'm already a hand talking enthusiast just like you were... are.

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[repeatshimself]

In order to teach it I would actually have to, you know. Not suck at it.

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[the_dawnster]

But you probably suck less at it than French. Plus you could just teach me the basics like 'where's the bathroom', 'where's the police station', hello, how are you', 'point me to the nearest mall'...

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[repeatshimself]

I thought you had some language learning superpower?

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[the_dawnster]

I'm superpower-less. But everybody has to learn from somewhere. You're deflecting me to a book, aren't you.

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[repeatshimself]

Allow me to assure you that you will have better luck there than with my spastic flailing.

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[the_dawnster]

But your spastic flailing would be so much more entertaining.

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[repeatshimself]

I regret to inform you that my spastic flailing is no man's entertainment (except possibly Teddy).

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[the_dawnster]

Luckily, I'm not a man. So we have that going for us!

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[repeatshimself]

In a broader term - no. No thank you.

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[the_dawnster]

Yeah, I figured that was coming.

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[repeatshimself]

It could have been worse.

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[the_dawnster]

Worse than being mistaken for a man?

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[repeatshimself]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that now you're assuming I mistook you for a man.

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[the_dawnster]

Well, that was my attempt at getting you to laugh. You know, jokes? Smiling? Good times?

...I failed, obviously. I could tell you a real joke though. Wanna hear a real joke?

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[repeatshimself]

....tell me a joke.