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[repeatshimself]

They're rabbits.

Small, hopping rabbits.

I mean they're cute and everything but I almost expect them to come with a note not to feed them after midnight or something. Also I had to remove one that was eating a copy of 'The Bell Jar' in the Feminist Book section of the bookstore, so they're not as benign as they see-

[There's a pause and a squeak

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[team_sociopath]

Let's keep it!

[repeatshimself]

No.

[team_sociopath]

We should name it Godzilla.

[repeatshimself]

I'm pretty sure I just typed out the letters n and o in sequence.

[team_sociopath]

I wasn't asking a question, so your answer isn't relevant. I think Godzilla is an epic name for a rabbit. Who bursts into flames.

[repeatshimself]

You're not even going to take care of it.

[team_sociopath]

How do you know?

[repeatshimself]

We're related?

[team_sociopath]

Probably.

So what you're saying is you wouldn't take care of a rabbit.

[repeatshimself]

I'm not taking care of your rabbit.

[team_sociopath]

His name is Godzilla.

[repeatshimself]

No rabbits!

[team_sociopath]

You wouldn't turn poor, sweet, defenseless fluffy animals out in the cold, would you? That seems like the kinda thing they'd take your cape away for.

[repeatshimself]

He has fur!

[team_sociopath]

Do you think he'll stop being on fire any time soon?

[repeatshimself]

I put the fire out.