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[repeatshimself]

They're rabbits.

Small, hopping rabbits.

I mean they're cute and everything but I almost expect them to come with a note not to feed them after midnight or something. Also I had to remove one that was eating a copy of 'The Bell Jar' in the Feminist Book section of the bookstore, so they're not as benign as they see-

[There's a pause and a squeak

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[manofgnee]

...They kind of light themselves on fire if they get scared...I think that'll only last till midnight.

[repeatshimself]

I hope they only last until midnight period.

[manofgnee]

Do you not like bunnies?

[repeatshimself]

I have an inherent distrust of cute things.

[manofgnee]

Aw, Billy, that's depressing!!

[repeatshimself]

It what horror movies have taught me.

[manofgnee]

Dude! If I listened to all horror movies, my best friend wouldn't be a zombie.

[repeatshimself]

Except see if you have a zombie you already expect the worst so things can only get better.

[manofgnee]

...I guess that could make sense...