eat shit
// YOUR ROOM, WAKING UP //
01. What color are your walls? i forgot, theres too many posters so i can't see the color
02. What color is your bedspread? filth
03. What color is your carpet?: garbage
04. Any posters/bulletin boards/designs in your room?: fuck yeah
05. Do you have a TV? i kicked in the side and it stopped working
06. Do you have a phone?: no, they can tap those
07. Do you have your own computer?: no
08. Do you have a desk?: in my head, i conduct medical experiments on it
09. What are your most treasured belongings in your room?: cock and balls, my guitar is at ali's house
10. Do you have any fancy lights in your room?: one that works, if you knoe me then you know thats fancy
// GETTING READY //
01. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?: jack off
02. Anything unusual?: open my window and find the can of pop that i stashed on the roof to keep cold over night
03. Do you pick out your clothes the night before school?: i don;'t wear clothes in the morning , and i don;t go to school
04. Do you try your best to look cute for school?: i try my best not to go to school
// OTHER //
01. Do you take walks around your neighborhood sometimes?: yeah
02. What are some hobbies of yours?: playing guitar, writing
03. Do you collect anything?: those plastic name bracelets they put on me when i go to jail
04. What do you do in your spare time?: live, all i have is spare time
05. Are you in love, or at least falling?: one time i was walking to the store and i fell in love, a big fucking puddle of it, it was all over me and it got my socks wet, i had to go home and change clothes, fucking love. eat shit.
// NIGHT TIME //
01. What do you do before you go to bed?: watch everyone wake up and go to school
02. Do you kiss your parents/guardians goodnight, or just say "goodnight"?: no
03. What way do you sleep (on your side, tummy, et cetera)?: depends where my newest tattoo is at the time
04. Do you like your life?: not as much as i like you baby
// HAVE YOU //
01. Smoked?: everything bitch
02. Been drunk as hell?: i was when i woke up, and for about 12 hours before that
03. Shoplifted?: yeah
04. Lied?: i am human, what a stupid asshole question
05. Been to jail?: this week?, no
06. Betrayed a friend?: fuck you, i wouldn;t consider you a friend if i betrayed you
07. Smoked weed?: yes but i didn;t inhale, HAHHAHA
08. Done LSD?: not yet
09. Done any other illegal drug?: most of them
10. Given oral sex?: yes
11. Received oral sex?: yes
12. Screwed something not of the human race?: are she-males considered human?
13. Screwed something not alive? yeah, my left hand has nerve damage
14. Cheated on someone?: fuck no
15. Used someone?:nope
16. Paid someone for sex?: nope
17. Been paid for sex?: there was no actual intercourse, but i was paid
18. Played strip poker?: i donlt know how to play poker bitch
19. Skipped school?: most of my freshman and sophmore years
20. Skipped school to get high / drunk?: i usually just went anyway, nobody could tell
21. Danced naked?: not in front of people
22. Danced naked in public?: no asshole i just told you
24. Mooned someone?: i've mooned everyone at one point or another
25. Kissed someone?: yeah
26. Kissed someone of the same sex?: fuck you fag, are you trying to come on to me
27. Held hands?: yes
28. Hugged someone?: Yes
29. French kissed?: french girls have mustaches
30. Had sexual fantasies?: they usually come true bitch, i'm in a band, haha
31. Stolen money?: not from anyone who didn;t deserve it
32. Stolen money from family?: nope
33. Stolen drugs from family?: no
34. Been convicted of a crime?: this week?
35. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?: i didn;t find out she was easy until like halfway through the relationship
36. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?: bitch i'm not easy
37. Been called a whore?: i am one
38. Been called a bitch?: nobody calls me a bitch
39. Watched porn?: only for reference, hahaha
40. Taped porn?: your mom told me not to tell anyone.....bitch
41. Watched porn you tape?: no
42. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
43. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
44. Used sex toys?: no
45. Tried to kill yourself?: no
46. Tried to kill someone else?: why are you trying to get me locked up
47. Told someone you hated them?: probably
01. What color are your walls? i forgot, theres too many posters so i can't see the color
02. What color is your bedspread? filth
03. What color is your carpet?: garbage
04. Any posters/bulletin boards/designs in your room?: fuck yeah
05. Do you have a TV? i kicked in the side and it stopped working
06. Do you have a phone?: no, they can tap those
07. Do you have your own computer?: no
08. Do you have a desk?: in my head, i conduct medical experiments on it
09. What are your most treasured belongings in your room?: cock and balls, my guitar is at ali's house
10. Do you have any fancy lights in your room?: one that works, if you knoe me then you know thats fancy
// GETTING READY //
01. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?: jack off
02. Anything unusual?: open my window and find the can of pop that i stashed on the roof to keep cold over night
03. Do you pick out your clothes the night before school?: i don;'t wear clothes in the morning , and i don;t go to school
04. Do you try your best to look cute for school?: i try my best not to go to school
// OTHER //
01. Do you take walks around your neighborhood sometimes?: yeah
02. What are some hobbies of yours?: playing guitar, writing
03. Do you collect anything?: those plastic name bracelets they put on me when i go to jail
04. What do you do in your spare time?: live, all i have is spare time
05. Are you in love, or at least falling?: one time i was walking to the store and i fell in love, a big fucking puddle of it, it was all over me and it got my socks wet, i had to go home and change clothes, fucking love. eat shit.
// NIGHT TIME //
01. What do you do before you go to bed?: watch everyone wake up and go to school
02. Do you kiss your parents/guardians goodnight, or just say "goodnight"?: no
03. What way do you sleep (on your side, tummy, et cetera)?: depends where my newest tattoo is at the time
04. Do you like your life?: not as much as i like you baby
// HAVE YOU //
01. Smoked?: everything bitch
02. Been drunk as hell?: i was when i woke up, and for about 12 hours before that
03. Shoplifted?: yeah
04. Lied?: i am human, what a stupid asshole question
05. Been to jail?: this week?, no
06. Betrayed a friend?: fuck you, i wouldn;t consider you a friend if i betrayed you
07. Smoked weed?: yes but i didn;t inhale, HAHHAHA
08. Done LSD?: not yet
09. Done any other illegal drug?: most of them
10. Given oral sex?: yes
11. Received oral sex?: yes
12. Screwed something not of the human race?: are she-males considered human?
13. Screwed something not alive? yeah, my left hand has nerve damage
14. Cheated on someone?: fuck no
15. Used someone?:nope
16. Paid someone for sex?: nope
17. Been paid for sex?: there was no actual intercourse, but i was paid
18. Played strip poker?: i donlt know how to play poker bitch
19. Skipped school?: most of my freshman and sophmore years
20. Skipped school to get high / drunk?: i usually just went anyway, nobody could tell
21. Danced naked?: not in front of people
22. Danced naked in public?: no asshole i just told you
24. Mooned someone?: i've mooned everyone at one point or another
25. Kissed someone?: yeah
26. Kissed someone of the same sex?: fuck you fag, are you trying to come on to me
27. Held hands?: yes
28. Hugged someone?: Yes
29. French kissed?: french girls have mustaches
30. Had sexual fantasies?: they usually come true bitch, i'm in a band, haha
31. Stolen money?: not from anyone who didn;t deserve it
32. Stolen money from family?: nope
33. Stolen drugs from family?: no
34. Been convicted of a crime?: this week?
35. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?: i didn;t find out she was easy until like halfway through the relationship
36. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?: bitch i'm not easy
37. Been called a whore?: i am one
38. Been called a bitch?: nobody calls me a bitch
39. Watched porn?: only for reference, hahaha
40. Taped porn?: your mom told me not to tell anyone.....bitch
41. Watched porn you tape?: no
42. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
43. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
44. Used sex toys?: no
45. Tried to kill yourself?: no
46. Tried to kill someone else?: why are you trying to get me locked up
47. Told someone you hated them?: probably