Stolen from NTL
1. Ever been given an engagement ring?
No, but I was given a "promise ring" which then became an "I dig you" ring which finally became a "go f--- yourself, you gullible jackass" ring.
2. Longest friendship?
Lundegaard, who I very badly need to call.
3. Last gift you received?
New glasses (Damn, I'm S-E-X-X-Y in Ray-Bans)
4. How many times have you dropped your cell?
Too many. It's amazing it still works.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
This morning. It seems to be finally becoming a daily regimen.
6. Thing you spend a lot of money on?
Used to be comics, though I finally slowed down a bit.
7. Last food you ate?
Toasted sesame rice crackers.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their smile, usually.
9. One favorite song?
Spirit in the Night, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
10. Where do you live?
My palatial, imitation apartment building in Wellington, FL
11. Cell phone service provider?
Cingular....Raising the Bar...except at Jack's house.
12. Favorite mall store?
By default, My employer
13. Longest job ever had?
Probably this one (though technically it's been different jobs within the same company) going on three years.
14. Do you own a pair of dice?
Several. Games are fun.
15. Do you prank call people?
No.
16. Last wedding attended?
Lundegaard's, but I've got the esteemed Fritz's in a few weeks.
17. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
I'd conference all of them, and then buy Paulie a tuna melt from Earl.
18. Last time you attended church?
N/A, dirty Jew.
19. How old are you?
31 (ish)
20. Biggest lie you have heard?
When somebody I know doesn't care about me tells me that they care about me.
21. What do you want to drive?
A red 1958 Plymouth Fury.
22. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends?
I like to just order in pizza or Chinese and hang out at one of our respective homes. At least until I can get Fabian or Maha to cook for me.
23. Can you cook?
Yep. Getting halfway decent at it, too.
24. What car do you drive?
The Luthor-Mobile
25. Best kisser?
Thankfully, they just keep on getting better.
26. Last time you cried?
A few days ago.
27. Most disliked food?
Peas. Yeech.
28. Thing you like most about yourself?
I'm happy.
29. Thing you dislike most about yourself?
I am much too gullible.
30. Longest shift you have worked at a job?
A little over 19 hours when half the night shift called in sick at Kinko's.
31. Favorite movie?
The Fisher King is still up there, but I think these days I get more pure enjoyment out of Superman: The Movie
32. Can you sing?
Not a lick. I'm the white Biz Markie!
33. Last concert?
Billy Joel, last year. We're going to Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell I-III tour in April, though!
34. Last kiss?
This morning.
35. What color are your eyes?
A lovely shade of poop.
36. Who knows your darkest secret?
Just my honey. I never even told Megan, thankfully.
37. Last movie rented?
Spaced: The Complete Series (ok, borrowing from Fabian is not exactly renting, but it beats the hell out of Netflix). Hysterical!
38. Thing you never leave home without?
Keys.
39. Favorite vacation spot?
I'll get back to you after I have a decent vacation.
40. Do you like Chinese food?
My favorite!
41. What's your favorite web site?
Chris' Invincible Super-Blog, though I'll always have a soft spot for The Undertaker's Lounge.
42. Is your room clean?
It will be as soon as I'm done unpacking (hey, give me a break, I just moved!)
43. Laptop or desktop computer?
Neither, I'm giving my (desktop) computer to my partner next week.
44. Favorite comedian?
George Carlin.
45. Do you smoke?
Nope.
46. Sleep with or without clothes?
Do you really need to picture this??
47. Who sleeps with you every night?
My honey.
48. Long distance relationships work?
Thankfully, no.
49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Four, maybe five. Not since the turn of the century, though.
50. Pancakes or French toast?
French Toast.
51. Do you like coffee?
Not really. I want some tea now, though...
52. How do you like your eggs?
Fried, sometimes over easy.
53. Do you believe in astrology?
No.
54. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad.
55. Last person on your missed call list?
Cemetery Dance Magazine, to verify my new address.
56. What was the last text message you received?
"Do you like movies about gladiators?" - from Joey
57. McDonalds or Burger King?
Wendy's. Respek.
58. Number of pillows?
One. Flat as a pancake.
59. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and a "Rocky" T-shirt
60. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
"You took my breath away, now I want it back / You should have killed me, 'cause you always looked so good in black." - Don Henley, "You Don't Know Me At All"
61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB&J sandwich?
Grape. There are other choices?
62. Can you play pool?
Not well, but I enjoy it (and I beat Mierzwa, dammit!)
63. Do you know how to swim?
Enough so that you're better off boating with me than, say, Leonardo DiCaprio.
64. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla. A pint of good, plain ol' vanilla goes a long way with me.
65. Do you like maps?
Not really, no.
66. Tell me a random fact about yourself?
There is a Superman symbol somewhere in every room of my house.
68. Ever attend a theme party?
Yes.
69. What is your favorite season?
Autumn.
70. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
A few minutes ago, reading Joey's text message.
71. What time did you wake up this morning?
5:00.
72. Best thing about winter?
I miss snow. Our coldest day this year was in the forties.
73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket?
I ran a red light in 1999. I swear it was still pink. I went to court, and the cop didn't show. Hooray for laziness!
74. What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Putting my trust in the wrong people.
75. Name of your first pet?
Checkers, my first mutt. Had her from nursery school until college.
76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
I love "Captain Blood" and "The Pirate Movie". That's all I really care about. Well, maybe the Dread Pirate Roberts.
77. What are you doing this weekend?
"300" with Fabian on Saturday, all day with my honey & the fam on Sunday.
78. Who's your best friend?
My honey, though I really wish I spoke to Durdent, Knoler & Lundegaard more.
79. What is the third letter of your name?
S
80. How old are your pets?
N/A
81. What color is your backpack?
N/A
82. Are you sick?
As a matter of fact, I have a nasty cold.
84. Is the bathroom open?
Yes.
85. What color is your bathroom?
Mostly White.
86. HDVD or Blu-Ray?
Neither. Just leave me alone and let me enjoy what I have before you pester me with newer, sexier formats.
87. Are you smiling?
Yes.
88. Do you have on eyeliner?
No.
89. Do you miss someone right now?
Yes.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Tibet.
91. Do you have a Myspace?
No, and I never will.
92. Are you in high school?
Once was enough for me.
93. Do you have a crush?
Yes. Also, TV crushes Emily Procter and Kristen Wiig.
94. What is your favorite nickname for yourself?
I like that she calls me "Blue".
95. What color is your bathing suit?
I have two, navy and green.
96. What's your favorite brand of water?
As long as it's clean and cold, who cares?
97. Did you go on vacation last month?
No, but I will be soon.
98. Have you ever been on a cruise?
Not one that lasted more than a few hours.
99. Do you have a sister?
Undetermined.
100. Are you upstairs?
The quiz is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!
No, but I was given a "promise ring" which then became an "I dig you" ring which finally became a "go f--- yourself, you gullible jackass" ring.
2. Longest friendship?
Lundegaard, who I very badly need to call.
3. Last gift you received?
New glasses (Damn, I'm S-E-X-X-Y in Ray-Bans)
4. How many times have you dropped your cell?
Too many. It's amazing it still works.
5. When's the last time you worked out?
This morning. It seems to be finally becoming a daily regimen.
6. Thing you spend a lot of money on?
Used to be comics, though I finally slowed down a bit.
7. Last food you ate?
Toasted sesame rice crackers.
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their smile, usually.
9. One favorite song?
Spirit in the Night, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
10. Where do you live?
My palatial, imitation apartment building in Wellington, FL
11. Cell phone service provider?
Cingular....Raising the Bar...except at Jack's house.
12. Favorite mall store?
By default, My employer
13. Longest job ever had?
Probably this one (though technically it's been different jobs within the same company) going on three years.
14. Do you own a pair of dice?
Several. Games are fun.
15. Do you prank call people?
No.
16. Last wedding attended?
Lundegaard's, but I've got the esteemed Fritz's in a few weeks.
17. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
I'd conference all of them, and then buy Paulie a tuna melt from Earl.
18. Last time you attended church?
N/A, dirty Jew.
19. How old are you?
31 (ish)
20. Biggest lie you have heard?
When somebody I know doesn't care about me tells me that they care about me.
21. What do you want to drive?
A red 1958 Plymouth Fury.
22. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends?
I like to just order in pizza or Chinese and hang out at one of our respective homes. At least until I can get Fabian or Maha to cook for me.
23. Can you cook?
Yep. Getting halfway decent at it, too.
24. What car do you drive?
The Luthor-Mobile
25. Best kisser?
Thankfully, they just keep on getting better.
26. Last time you cried?
A few days ago.
27. Most disliked food?
Peas. Yeech.
28. Thing you like most about yourself?
I'm happy.
29. Thing you dislike most about yourself?
I am much too gullible.
30. Longest shift you have worked at a job?
A little over 19 hours when half the night shift called in sick at Kinko's.
31. Favorite movie?
The Fisher King is still up there, but I think these days I get more pure enjoyment out of Superman: The Movie
32. Can you sing?
Not a lick. I'm the white Biz Markie!
33. Last concert?
Billy Joel, last year. We're going to Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell I-III tour in April, though!
34. Last kiss?
This morning.
35. What color are your eyes?
A lovely shade of poop.
36. Who knows your darkest secret?
Just my honey. I never even told Megan, thankfully.
37. Last movie rented?
Spaced: The Complete Series (ok, borrowing from Fabian is not exactly renting, but it beats the hell out of Netflix). Hysterical!
38. Thing you never leave home without?
Keys.
39. Favorite vacation spot?
I'll get back to you after I have a decent vacation.
40. Do you like Chinese food?
My favorite!
41. What's your favorite web site?
Chris' Invincible Super-Blog, though I'll always have a soft spot for The Undertaker's Lounge.
42. Is your room clean?
It will be as soon as I'm done unpacking (hey, give me a break, I just moved!)
43. Laptop or desktop computer?
Neither, I'm giving my (desktop) computer to my partner next week.
44. Favorite comedian?
George Carlin.
45. Do you smoke?
Nope.
46. Sleep with or without clothes?
Do you really need to picture this??
47. Who sleeps with you every night?
My honey.
48. Long distance relationships work?
Thankfully, no.
49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Four, maybe five. Not since the turn of the century, though.
50. Pancakes or French toast?
French Toast.
51. Do you like coffee?
Not really. I want some tea now, though...
52. How do you like your eggs?
Fried, sometimes over easy.
53. Do you believe in astrology?
No.
54. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad.
55. Last person on your missed call list?
Cemetery Dance Magazine, to verify my new address.
56. What was the last text message you received?
"Do you like movies about gladiators?" - from Joey
57. McDonalds or Burger King?
Wendy's. Respek.
58. Number of pillows?
One. Flat as a pancake.
59. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and a "Rocky" T-shirt
60. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
"You took my breath away, now I want it back / You should have killed me, 'cause you always looked so good in black." - Don Henley, "You Don't Know Me At All"
61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB&J sandwich?
Grape. There are other choices?
62. Can you play pool?
Not well, but I enjoy it (and I beat Mierzwa, dammit!)
63. Do you know how to swim?
Enough so that you're better off boating with me than, say, Leonardo DiCaprio.
64. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla. A pint of good, plain ol' vanilla goes a long way with me.
65. Do you like maps?
Not really, no.
66. Tell me a random fact about yourself?
There is a Superman symbol somewhere in every room of my house.
68. Ever attend a theme party?
Yes.
69. What is your favorite season?
Autumn.
70. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
A few minutes ago, reading Joey's text message.
71. What time did you wake up this morning?
5:00.
72. Best thing about winter?
I miss snow. Our coldest day this year was in the forties.
73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket?
I ran a red light in 1999. I swear it was still pink. I went to court, and the cop didn't show. Hooray for laziness!
74. What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Putting my trust in the wrong people.
75. Name of your first pet?
Checkers, my first mutt. Had her from nursery school until college.
76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
I love "Captain Blood" and "The Pirate Movie". That's all I really care about. Well, maybe the Dread Pirate Roberts.
77. What are you doing this weekend?
"300" with Fabian on Saturday, all day with my honey & the fam on Sunday.
78. Who's your best friend?
My honey, though I really wish I spoke to Durdent, Knoler & Lundegaard more.
79. What is the third letter of your name?
S
80. How old are your pets?
N/A
81. What color is your backpack?
N/A
82. Are you sick?
As a matter of fact, I have a nasty cold.
84. Is the bathroom open?
Yes.
85. What color is your bathroom?
Mostly White.
86. HDVD or Blu-Ray?
Neither. Just leave me alone and let me enjoy what I have before you pester me with newer, sexier formats.
87. Are you smiling?
Yes.
88. Do you have on eyeliner?
No.
89. Do you miss someone right now?
Yes.
90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Tibet.
91. Do you have a Myspace?
No, and I never will.
92. Are you in high school?
Once was enough for me.
93. Do you have a crush?
Yes. Also, TV crushes Emily Procter and Kristen Wiig.
94. What is your favorite nickname for yourself?
I like that she calls me "Blue".
95. What color is your bathing suit?
I have two, navy and green.
96. What's your favorite brand of water?
As long as it's clean and cold, who cares?
97. Did you go on vacation last month?
No, but I will be soon.
98. Have you ever been on a cruise?
Not one that lasted more than a few hours.
99. Do you have a sister?
Undetermined.
100. Are you upstairs?
The quiz is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!