"HAMBURGER SAYSSSSSSSSSS....!!!"
yo dudes this is miranda frickin powell and im taking over for joe-asshole-elle. aaah the evening was extremely enjoyable not in a dikish way though. and officially my new bestfriend is MYKEL HYDETNIEMI. and i love josh with all my heart and all but mykel's drunkness is a genuine turnon.
myself nikki and joelle are complete studs. you will comprehend if i begin at the beginning of the night:
i came over joelles and the nikkster was late (surprise/confusion). joelles mom bounced, thats where we bring in the keg, but in all seriousness we just talked for a while and then went upstairs and rocked out to some jordan knight and all of the other ole skool pop "artists". we danced, we sang, we were merry. when we went downstairs we ordered the usual arinieri's pizza (programmed into all cell phones)and the carpet muncher was a goddamn slacker and didnt get here for days. after that we kinda ani-morphed into actual males. the sex talk went on for hours, along with various types of burping, ass scratching, and consumption of all food in sight (it was quite slendiferous especially for me cause im not a feminazi whore like joelle and i dont think women are better than men, so i was all for being a studmuffin). then came the telephone period where i suddenly morph into a "cute little girl" and exchange sappy love messages with my officer D joshua. and nick and joelle had "actual" phone sex, shes so good at faking it, even i was impressed (bwahaha surely i jest). and josh abbott sucks big hairy nuts bigtime. Gizmo raped me and nikki for pizza (joelle thought the pizza man was totally do-able, and i didnt really see what she saw in a middle-aged balding man with acne and a beer belly...beauty is in the eye of the beholder i suppose). then we ate more chocolate and such and talked about some more sex and the best kiss ever..which goes to me and joelle with each other. like this one time i flipped her over on the couch when we weren't together (naughty)and then we just started making out, needless to say sparks flew and we've been together ever since (BFF).
at around 3 o'clock we decided to watch Harry Met Sally (obvious silly women now)nikki fell asleep and i got great blackmail pictures that will perhaps be posted at a later date. me and joelle just decided not to sleep until about 9 and even then only got about an hour and a half of sleep, then we couldnt breathe after spotting someone in the yearbook who resembled an ardvark way to closely. (you know like Arthur the Ardvark that adorably loveable kids show) we just stayed up talking about everything and laughing uncontrollably. yeah grilled cheese and soup kicked hiney. joelle hd a very funny joke today, i even wrote it in my diary, i laughed about it later that night. while nikki was conversing on the phone with abbott the rabbit she asked him what "close friends" meant and then she said well what are we and what is that for, and joelle being the prostitot that she is replies.."ITS CAUSE HE WANTS TO POKE YOU!" and then insane dolphin jokes ensued with poking. great now she thinks shes a trendsetter , one funny thing said and she thinks shes a frickin rockstar..yes darling congratulations.
yeah so warped tour is coming up. go pop punk! (if you ever know im kidding have it be now) im actually going, should turn out hilarious i hope, cause if not i just wasted like 25 bills man.
ok and now i will speak "HAMBURGER SAYSSSSS..." :
i have one of the most miranda-rock watches ever. i bought it in florida, its a "cheeseburger in paradise" literally. it even has condiments on the band, and you flip up the hamburger and it gives the time, well im in love and whenever i say the time i have to say "hamburger saysss...3:17" in this case.
** oh by the way i dont wanna be a bitch or write this so people will see it but i suppose thats what a live journal is for (sorry its my first day)but anyway..i think nick and joelle are getting back together after he gets home. yeah and joelle is setting up a live journal for me, i dont know why cause i dont have any friends and no one will read it but hell i can post some comments to myself.
real n****s do real things.
-thanks
~miranda <3
myself nikki and joelle are complete studs. you will comprehend if i begin at the beginning of the night:
i came over joelles and the nikkster was late (surprise/confusion). joelles mom bounced, thats where we bring in the keg, but in all seriousness we just talked for a while and then went upstairs and rocked out to some jordan knight and all of the other ole skool pop "artists". we danced, we sang, we were merry. when we went downstairs we ordered the usual arinieri's pizza (programmed into all cell phones)and the carpet muncher was a goddamn slacker and didnt get here for days. after that we kinda ani-morphed into actual males. the sex talk went on for hours, along with various types of burping, ass scratching, and consumption of all food in sight (it was quite slendiferous especially for me cause im not a feminazi whore like joelle and i dont think women are better than men, so i was all for being a studmuffin). then came the telephone period where i suddenly morph into a "cute little girl" and exchange sappy love messages with my officer D joshua. and nick and joelle had "actual" phone sex, shes so good at faking it, even i was impressed (bwahaha surely i jest). and josh abbott sucks big hairy nuts bigtime. Gizmo raped me and nikki for pizza (joelle thought the pizza man was totally do-able, and i didnt really see what she saw in a middle-aged balding man with acne and a beer belly...beauty is in the eye of the beholder i suppose). then we ate more chocolate and such and talked about some more sex and the best kiss ever..which goes to me and joelle with each other. like this one time i flipped her over on the couch when we weren't together (naughty)and then we just started making out, needless to say sparks flew and we've been together ever since (BFF).
at around 3 o'clock we decided to watch Harry Met Sally (obvious silly women now)nikki fell asleep and i got great blackmail pictures that will perhaps be posted at a later date. me and joelle just decided not to sleep until about 9 and even then only got about an hour and a half of sleep, then we couldnt breathe after spotting someone in the yearbook who resembled an ardvark way to closely. (you know like Arthur the Ardvark that adorably loveable kids show) we just stayed up talking about everything and laughing uncontrollably. yeah grilled cheese and soup kicked hiney. joelle hd a very funny joke today, i even wrote it in my diary, i laughed about it later that night. while nikki was conversing on the phone with abbott the rabbit she asked him what "close friends" meant and then she said well what are we and what is that for, and joelle being the prostitot that she is replies.."ITS CAUSE HE WANTS TO POKE YOU!" and then insane dolphin jokes ensued with poking. great now she thinks shes a trendsetter , one funny thing said and she thinks shes a frickin rockstar..yes darling congratulations.
yeah so warped tour is coming up. go pop punk! (if you ever know im kidding have it be now) im actually going, should turn out hilarious i hope, cause if not i just wasted like 25 bills man.
ok and now i will speak "HAMBURGER SAYSSSSS..." :
i have one of the most miranda-rock watches ever. i bought it in florida, its a "cheeseburger in paradise" literally. it even has condiments on the band, and you flip up the hamburger and it gives the time, well im in love and whenever i say the time i have to say "hamburger saysss...3:17" in this case.
** oh by the way i dont wanna be a bitch or write this so people will see it but i suppose thats what a live journal is for (sorry its my first day)but anyway..i think nick and joelle are getting back together after he gets home. yeah and joelle is setting up a live journal for me, i dont know why cause i dont have any friends and no one will read it but hell i can post some comments to myself.
real n****s do real things.
-thanks
~miranda <3