Confessions outside the drunk tank
Wellety wellety wellety, i havent written in this thing in ages and everyone is know is asleep! so i think i will sit here in the uhhh registration office(?) and type an entry. I am so hungry i want some subway bad... good thing ryans lady works at subway hahaha! I think she will hook it up. Today has been a very productive day and i am not even started. I am getting everything tied up that i need to to start school in epcc. Thats right i am moving back to that wonderful little place called el paso. Well I am excited to see my family. Mike tells me life over there is hard, i know i can make it anywhere i go.
Yesturday I actually almost got fired at work. Once the sunday night had wouned down, I was chilling at the bar with my bartenders patrick and simon, when i noticed this dude sleeping on the bar. this poor guys is passed out like a mother! lol he is drooling and i started laiughing. Turns out corine told him to get lost and he wouldnt wake up. So i went up there and i pushed the guy (didnt want my main lady getting hurt lol) she the funniest manager i have ever had. Anyways, i was like "Yo, buddy... time to get out of here. Lets go get you some fresh air" in my manliest voice (not to manly but whatev) Lol he doesnt move! Oh well, i went back took care of my tables and pressed onward! then i came back and i poked the guy lol... and simon whips out his camera phone i grabbed the drunk with one arm and posed for the greatest picture ever! lol just then my boss comes grabs my arm twists it and at that second the cops come! ah man i couldnt stop laughing. I quickly left and the cop taps the the guy on the shoulder. Lol the guys head falls on the bar and we all started laughing haha. then i got yelled at for a bit... I hope i dont get fired! whoo! time to go!
Yesturday I actually almost got fired at work. Once the sunday night had wouned down, I was chilling at the bar with my bartenders patrick and simon, when i noticed this dude sleeping on the bar. this poor guys is passed out like a mother! lol he is drooling and i started laiughing. Turns out corine told him to get lost and he wouldnt wake up. So i went up there and i pushed the guy (didnt want my main lady getting hurt lol) she the funniest manager i have ever had. Anyways, i was like "Yo, buddy... time to get out of here. Lets go get you some fresh air" in my manliest voice (not to manly but whatev) Lol he doesnt move! Oh well, i went back took care of my tables and pressed onward! then i came back and i poked the guy lol... and simon whips out his camera phone i grabbed the drunk with one arm and posed for the greatest picture ever! lol just then my boss comes grabs my arm twists it and at that second the cops come! ah man i couldnt stop laughing. I quickly left and the cop taps the the guy on the shoulder. Lol the guys head falls on the bar and we all started laughing haha. then i got yelled at for a bit... I hope i dont get fired! whoo! time to go!