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Secrets post # FIFTY ONE

Dec 22, 2006 18:07

Did you guys think we were going to let our one year anniversary go by without a fuss? That's right, our very first secrets post was on December 23 of last year. So, to celebrate, here are FIFTY ONE (Get it, because it's week 51?) of our (_morning_glow, pyoko, and myself, with additional input from bessiemaymucho) favorite secrets ever ( Read more... )

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Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:03:17 UTC

Okay, if it will make you feel more comfortable, here's my story about Anthony Rapp and an Octopus, with bonus elements from some of the best rent and Harry Potter fanfiction I've ever read:

One day, Anthony Rapp went to Hogwarts because he was meeting his long lost cousin, Ron Weasley. He got there, and he was all, "Yo, Dumbledore, where's Ron Weasley?" And Dumbledore was all, "I think he's in the lake with that Potter boy, being a TOTAL QUEER!" So Anthony Rapp was like, "Queerness in the lake, SWEET!" So he went to the lake and was all, "Sup, Weasley! I'm your long lost cousin, Anthony Rapp!" And Ron Weasley was all, "Oh, cool! I'm just hanging out here, being a TOTAL QUEER with this Potter boy! Wanna come? Everyone in the Weasley family fucks each other!" So Rapp was all, " . . .okay, sure!" So he got in the lake with Ron Weasley and that Potter boy, and they were all being TOTAL QUEERS when all of a sudden, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, came the Giant Squid. He was all, "What is this? This floating pale spector above me? Maybe I should rape it!" Then he did.

That's my story about how Anthony Rapp got raped by a giant squid.

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:08:44 UTC

Mmm... hmm... that's... oddly flattering. :/ I still think I have to email it to you. Anthony does, in fact, get raped by the octopus. The octopus even has a name. She's like family now.

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:16:22 UTC

This is the best day of my life.

puppetoflove@hotmail.com

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. shibaiko December 23 2006, 07:15:00 UTC

you know you want to forward that to me.

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:17:27 UTC

This is going to sound weird and creepy, but you're so amazing. I think I'm seriously in love with you.

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:22:39 UTC

. . .yes, that does sound weird and creepy.

The octopus rape story? Really?

Re: One: Cut a hole in the box. puppetoflove December 23 2006, 05:27:50 UTC

Oh come the FUCK on.

and that's how you do it craww December 23 2006, 05:30:49 UTC

Yeah. It's crazy that they have such deep feelings over that story when they haven't even seen the Pop Up Book version.

That was my birthday present this year. :)

Re: and that's how you do it puppetoflove December 28 2006, 05:00:38 UTC

You should come post at CB. Most of the intelligent members rarely post anymore. It's quite sad. Perhaps if a few more arrived, they'd become more involved again. People like Renata, and Rick, and JB2, and Harold, and Travis, and Erica, and Jenn, and Noam, even Jonah and Jan!

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