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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for rentfreak32:
Day #Who?What they got you1stbehindyrkneesa big, sloppy kiss2ndlunafish21A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District3rdinvisibleliesan invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy4thjerseymaidsa dildo built for two5thflexiwrists222A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window6thvelvetbrick_a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy7thjerseymaidsa one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets8thbluhvwahA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration9thaobvinylqueena sex slave10ththis_mediocritycrotchless panties11throsadeaA few Gigs of Porn12thmissbassist5A pornstar slot machineTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
haha i think lauren wins