Right.
My second update will be nothing short of monumental.
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Ok, so perhaps it fell well short of monumental.
Anyway, I just wanted to thank all those poor fools, er, all those cool people out there who added me as a friend and/or let me add them to my list. It's been a real pain in the ass to find people I know who use this crazy contraption, but I feel like I've got enough contacts to start taking this thing seriously. And I do take divulging my follies very seriously.
Speaking of which, how the hell did this livejournal thing ever get off the ground? Years ago, what dot-commer ever thought to himself, "You know, I think I'll pass on buying up these fly-by-night "e-bay" and "amazon" sites. No, what I'm really interested in is a place for vulnerable introverts to expose their private musings in an online diary accessible to all of the internet's perverts, pedophiles, and sociopaths. That's what the people really want."
While on the subject of shady perverts, I'd like to thank my sister, kaote, for giving me front page pub! Check out her page if you want - she's almost as fucked up as I am!
Anyway, that's it for now. If anyone out there is reading this and hasn't added me as a friend, you might as well go ahead and do so. Yes, I'm talking to you, Mr. or Mrs. waylaid websurfer checking through interest groups / person who accidentally clicked on my name and was too lazy to click back / weird Lissa-friend who was referred here and is now pissed / crazy stalker who still remembers that night in Vienna with me. (Oddly enough I've never been to Vienna...) At any rate, look where you are in your life and ask yourself: do you *really* want to go another day without my razor-sharp wit, boyish good looks, and catlike reflexes? ....well, do you?!
On second thought.... don't answer that. Just add me. Bitch.
Later!