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"I will cut out your heart with a rusty potato peeler" would make a good threat. I mean, Dull Spoon is *so* last century, and I would be more intimidated by the idea of getting my skin and muscle flayed strip by strip with a potato peeler* than I would be by just having someone hack away with a dull spoon.
And that is all.
* I'm once again going through and tagging old posts. This entry was inspired by "Potato peelers would make great weapons... those suckers are *sharp*!", which was the first line of my entry on March 21, 2003.
And that is all.
* I'm once again going through and tagging old posts. This entry was inspired by "Potato peelers would make great weapons... those suckers are *sharp*!", which was the first line of my entry on March 21, 2003.