Space Pirates! Or something
You know what would be fun? A Pirates of the Caribbean/Star Trek crossover. The crew of Next Gen meets Jack Sparrow!
I see:
* Data trying to make sense of what the heck Jack is talking about and attempting to imitate pirates on his quest to become more human
* Elizabeth getting into a bar fight with someone (don't ask me why or with who, though. I'll leave that to your own imaginations. Dianna, maybe?)
* Worf originally hating Jack and fighting the urge to cut of his head, but by the end of the episode they're spending all their time in the Forward (or whatever that bar thingy on the Enterprise is) drinking a lot and teaching each other their favorite drinking songs, with O'Brian joining them soon thereafter
* Norrington and Riker comparing battle plans
* Crusher wondering why the hell Jack hasn't killed over due to alcohol poisoning
* I'm not sure why, but I also see Picard and Gibbs hitting it off. After Gibbs had showered, that is. And Picard and Gov. Swann would totally be drawn together by their love of tea.
* Q would turn up in there some place. He just would.
Okay, now I kinda want to read this. Anyone want to write it for me?
I see:
* Data trying to make sense of what the heck Jack is talking about and attempting to imitate pirates on his quest to become more human
* Elizabeth getting into a bar fight with someone (don't ask me why or with who, though. I'll leave that to your own imaginations. Dianna, maybe?)
* Worf originally hating Jack and fighting the urge to cut of his head, but by the end of the episode they're spending all their time in the Forward (or whatever that bar thingy on the Enterprise is) drinking a lot and teaching each other their favorite drinking songs, with O'Brian joining them soon thereafter
* Norrington and Riker comparing battle plans
* Crusher wondering why the hell Jack hasn't killed over due to alcohol poisoning
* I'm not sure why, but I also see Picard and Gibbs hitting it off. After Gibbs had showered, that is. And Picard and Gov. Swann would totally be drawn together by their love of tea.
* Q would turn up in there some place. He just would.
Okay, now I kinda want to read this. Anyone want to write it for me?