Sheep Shagging Bastard
Oh My God. Gives a whole new meaning to "Sheep Shagging Bastard", even if it is technically a goat. (spockette, I thought you might appreciate this one. ;) Maybe it will brighten your day a bit since I'm so horrid at the whole advice and words of comfort thing. {{{hugs}}} )
And, you know, I suppose forcing the guy to marry it is better than burning them both at the stake for their "uncleanliness" like they used to do. At least this way the goat might be able to get something out of it, provided she doesn't eat the prenuptial agreement before it can be filed (and hey, even then it gets itself some fiber!)
And, you know, I suppose forcing the guy to marry it is better than burning them both at the stake for their "uncleanliness" like they used to do. At least this way the goat might be able to get something out of it, provided she doesn't eat the prenuptial agreement before it can be filed (and hey, even then it gets itself some fiber!)