Virtual ScaperCon quotes
True to the ScaperCon tradition, I have been quoting Natalie's Virtual ScaperCon like mad. Because everything is more fun out of context. ;)
trickster_: I see you've got the hang of it.
theusual: And if I'm not careful about who I take pictures of, I may hang for it.
I just had to play with the words. :)
trickster_: *smack*
theusual: Worth it.
trickster_: You lick one lousy squid... Cristin's obsessed with squids, yet I get the rap. *sigh*
trickster_: Okay, you're totally making it sound like I'm some sort of compulsive squid-licker.
tarzanic: *sings* "Lick it, lick it reaaaaal good"
trickster: Psh, Scapers walk.
icepixie: Scapers make a loud, drunken, porny procession that scares people all along the way...
theusualIt's hard to get drunk off of Rubbles.
trickster_: Try harder.
trickster_: I wanna chuck a Muppet.
theusual: On the outside, Muppets are felt all over. The appropriateness of that doesn't make the chucking any less inappropriate.
elflore: Yup. Losing pants, losing shirts, and it's not even Friday...this is Scapercon, all right. We're back, everybody, we're back!
trickster_: And the whole bar would go "YES. OMG. YES."
trickster_: Because once you set foot in Scapertown, you leave at least a tiny piece of your heterosexuality behind (temporarily, of course).
icepixie: Along with your innocence, your shame, your common sense...
trickster_: ...various items of clothing...
icepixie: ...and if you're really lucky, some DNA...
theusual: Just thinking of what two people could do with digital cameras... freaky.
shaye: I'm not, contrary to what you must think, in the habit of going around...tasting ass.
theusual: When you say "flail," do you mean "a spastic motion with the arms" or "a heavy medieval weapon"?
shaye: *glares* The second. DEFINITELY the second.
rensong: ... And suddenly I'm seeing a knight in shining armor using his.. lance as a, well, lance. At least it's armored. (we had a whole big commenting fest on this one. If you wanna see more, you're gonna have to go find it, cause I'm far too lazy to go look for it.
blkjwldgds: shoosh you with your logical thinking! theres no logic at scapercon!
theusual: Only because everyone else is drunk.
tarzanic: Scorpy and meat pie should not go together.
theusual: Scorpy is the new mascot for Beef Twinkies.
tarzanic: Pssh, with all the people I'm bringing with me? Body heat alone will raise the temp a few notches.
chickwithmonkey: *falls over* *carries a monkey* *is sleep-deprived* *is quoted re: pants* There, that's about my normal SC weekend.
trickster_: I don't see anything in there for body shots of cuddling of Natalie...
trickster_: Gotta love the anonymous, casual high-fiving.
tarzanic: Better than anonymous, casual sex.
trickster_: With condoms made out of freshmen.
tarzanic: I still say you must be this much of an upperclassman to ride this ride. ;)
elflore: That's wronger than wrong with the wrongy wrongness and extra wrong-topping on top!
icepixie: So is that like a sundae of wrongness? A "suwrong," if you will?
tarzanic: Sorry, my inner geek just did a strip tease.
trickster_: In reality I stood in front of the door and asked Kathe "Dare me?" and she did, so it was my fault, but from now on when I tell the story, it's going to go that Kathe made me lick the Wendy's in Long Beach.
icepixie: Wheeee! *turns into Tinkerbell and flings glitter everywhere*
trickster_: *watches as it lands in someone's drink*
tarzanic: I've said it once, I'll say it again: I am a joy ride, not Disney Land!
trickster_: Yeah, like there's eating at ScaperCon.
elflore: I'm not saying a word... But I *really* deserve a cookie now.
theusual: One person even got it from behind him so it looked really bad. In mine you can at least see that he's just laying on it. He seemed to recover from that pretty quickly, though.
everagaby: ...I think I just pulled something laughing really REALLY hard.
(And no, I'm not on here very much as I copied and pasted most of them before I had even gotten involved in any of the threads. I'm sure there might be something of mine quote worthy within the first for of the comment pages, but you all are gonna have to go look for yourself cause I'm too lazy to go read through all of them again. Besides, I find myself very unquoteworthy most of the time, so there probably wouldn't be much anyway.)
I think that's up to Sunday (page 4 and a half of her comments, give or take). More to come later on this week I'm sure, when I'm not so icky feeling. I just figured I *had* to share that last one. Because taken entirely out of context? It is so very much worse than it would be in context (which is still pretty bad), and perhaps even more amusing. ;)
That said, I'ma gonna go to bed now and hope I feel better in the morning.
trickster_: I see you've got the hang of it.
theusual: And if I'm not careful about who I take pictures of, I may hang for it.
I just had to play with the words. :)
trickster_: *smack*
theusual: Worth it.
trickster_: You lick one lousy squid... Cristin's obsessed with squids, yet I get the rap. *sigh*
trickster_: Okay, you're totally making it sound like I'm some sort of compulsive squid-licker.
tarzanic: *sings* "Lick it, lick it reaaaaal good"
trickster: Psh, Scapers walk.
icepixie: Scapers make a loud, drunken, porny procession that scares people all along the way...
theusualIt's hard to get drunk off of Rubbles.
trickster_: Try harder.
trickster_: I wanna chuck a Muppet.
theusual: On the outside, Muppets are felt all over. The appropriateness of that doesn't make the chucking any less inappropriate.
elflore: Yup. Losing pants, losing shirts, and it's not even Friday...this is Scapercon, all right. We're back, everybody, we're back!
trickster_: And the whole bar would go "YES. OMG. YES."
trickster_: Because once you set foot in Scapertown, you leave at least a tiny piece of your heterosexuality behind (temporarily, of course).
icepixie: Along with your innocence, your shame, your common sense...
trickster_: ...various items of clothing...
icepixie: ...and if you're really lucky, some DNA...
theusual: Just thinking of what two people could do with digital cameras... freaky.
shaye: I'm not, contrary to what you must think, in the habit of going around...tasting ass.
theusual: When you say "flail," do you mean "a spastic motion with the arms" or "a heavy medieval weapon"?
shaye: *glares* The second. DEFINITELY the second.
rensong: ... And suddenly I'm seeing a knight in shining armor using his.. lance as a, well, lance. At least it's armored. (we had a whole big commenting fest on this one. If you wanna see more, you're gonna have to go find it, cause I'm far too lazy to go look for it.
blkjwldgds: shoosh you with your logical thinking! theres no logic at scapercon!
theusual: Only because everyone else is drunk.
tarzanic: Scorpy and meat pie should not go together.
theusual: Scorpy is the new mascot for Beef Twinkies.
tarzanic: Pssh, with all the people I'm bringing with me? Body heat alone will raise the temp a few notches.
chickwithmonkey: *falls over* *carries a monkey* *is sleep-deprived* *is quoted re: pants* There, that's about my normal SC weekend.
trickster_: I don't see anything in there for body shots of cuddling of Natalie...
trickster_: Gotta love the anonymous, casual high-fiving.
tarzanic: Better than anonymous, casual sex.
trickster_: With condoms made out of freshmen.
tarzanic: I still say you must be this much of an upperclassman to ride this ride. ;)
elflore: That's wronger than wrong with the wrongy wrongness and extra wrong-topping on top!
icepixie: So is that like a sundae of wrongness? A "suwrong," if you will?
tarzanic: Sorry, my inner geek just did a strip tease.
trickster_: In reality I stood in front of the door and asked Kathe "Dare me?" and she did, so it was my fault, but from now on when I tell the story, it's going to go that Kathe made me lick the Wendy's in Long Beach.
icepixie: Wheeee! *turns into Tinkerbell and flings glitter everywhere*
trickster_: *watches as it lands in someone's drink*
tarzanic: I've said it once, I'll say it again: I am a joy ride, not Disney Land!
trickster_: Yeah, like there's eating at ScaperCon.
elflore: I'm not saying a word... But I *really* deserve a cookie now.
theusual: One person even got it from behind him so it looked really bad. In mine you can at least see that he's just laying on it. He seemed to recover from that pretty quickly, though.
everagaby: ...I think I just pulled something laughing really REALLY hard.
(And no, I'm not on here very much as I copied and pasted most of them before I had even gotten involved in any of the threads. I'm sure there might be something of mine quote worthy within the first for of the comment pages, but you all are gonna have to go look for yourself cause I'm too lazy to go read through all of them again. Besides, I find myself very unquoteworthy most of the time, so there probably wouldn't be much anyway.)
I think that's up to Sunday (page 4 and a half of her comments, give or take). More to come later on this week I'm sure, when I'm not so icky feeling. I just figured I *had* to share that last one. Because taken entirely out of context? It is so very much worse than it would be in context (which is still pretty bad), and perhaps even more amusing. ;)
That said, I'ma gonna go to bed now and hope I feel better in the morning.