Bring on the straight jackets, she's finally gone 'round the bend!!!!
YAY with the HOT MONKEY LOVIN'!!! Though, really, there is no hot monkey lovin' that I currently know about, that was just a general YAY for any and all things MONKEY POOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!! Because that's just something that deserves to be screamed randomly every once in awhile.
And ooo, I just got the shipping confirmation e-mail for my spiffy new vibrator! Lucky me! Because sometimes you just don't have monkey porn handy! Also, hamsters are fun too. YAY HAMPSTERS! And I realize all you hamster owners out there are now clutching your hamsters protectively and giving me a really really wary look right about not, but I tell you you have no need to fear, for your hamsters are perfectly safe from me! I just think they're fun! Perhaps even more fun then monkey porn! And I was going to mention something more about the funness of hamsters here, but I totally forgot what it was!
::chants:: Craaaazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room. It was cold. Cold like the ground. The ground has worms! WORMS! Worms make me craaaaaaaazy!!! Craaaazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room. It was cold. Cold like the ground. The ground has worms! WORMS! Worms make me craaaaaazy!!!! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room...
And ooo, I just got the shipping confirmation e-mail for my spiffy new vibrator! Lucky me! Because sometimes you just don't have monkey porn handy! Also, hamsters are fun too. YAY HAMPSTERS! And I realize all you hamster owners out there are now clutching your hamsters protectively and giving me a really really wary look right about not, but I tell you you have no need to fear, for your hamsters are perfectly safe from me! I just think they're fun! Perhaps even more fun then monkey porn! And I was going to mention something more about the funness of hamsters here, but I totally forgot what it was!
::chants:: Craaaazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room. It was cold. Cold like the ground. The ground has worms! WORMS! Worms make me craaaaaaaazy!!! Craaaazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room. It was cold. Cold like the ground. The ground has worms! WORMS! Worms make me craaaaaazy!!!! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded room...