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Hee! This is fun! So You've Decided to be Evil...
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.