You Know You Live In Wisconsin When...
So, I saw this "You Know You Live In ______ When" meme thingy in Chi's chianagirl journal...
1) go to google.com and type in "You know you're from (your state here) if..."
2) pick out whatever you wish and bold the ones that apply to you.
3) post it in an entry.
4) have your friends do it themselves!
and yes, I did type in my beloved Wisconsin to see how many people had stolen my idea... The buggers... ::grumbles::
And, I have just one thing to say to those people...
Mine are *so* much better then yours! :p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
See for yourself! Their's can be found here ::sticks nose up at them::, but
You Know You Live In Wisconsin When...
* A large percent of the people that surround you consider wearing a huge piece of foam cheese on their head a pride symbol *
* In relation to small towns, "Unincorporated" means at least two churches, at least two bars, and a whole bunch of religious drunks whose' lives revolve around them *
* Alcoholic beverages have their own shop at the grocery store
* Beer has it's own aisle in the grocery store *
* Cheese is a food group
* Cheese is in almost every recipe (including some desserts)
* Cheese has two aisles in the grocery store
* You laugh at all those poor saps who think 20*F is cold
*The temperature hits 33 degrees F and people start breaking out the shorts and t-shirts *
* Cows cover the majority of the countryside, as well as occasionally in the middle of cities*
* Corn covers the rest of the countryside, including some fields in the middle of cities *
* You break out the bathing suits when the temp reaches 45*F
* Flannel becomes a fashion statement
*After you finish the Sunday morning service, you can walk across the street for a drink and a football game at the bar
* School never cancels for anything short of the blizzard-version of a hurricane
* Deer hunting season is code for "Let's put large firearms in the hands of drunken farmers!" *
* Deer hunting season is considered a holiday
* Hell really does freeze over every year, even if it is technically in Michigan
* The men not only have a beer gut but a brat gut as well.
* Eau Claire is a city, not a donut
* You can dance the polka even when you can't dance anything else
* You've seen snow fall in June and severe thunderstorms in January
* There are two seasons: Winter and Construction Season (which comes with a bonus mosquitoes season)
* You know what "Cow Tipping" is (and it doesn't involve money, unless it's some kind of bet)
* Weird guys that go by the names of Barnaby or Loki hang around the airports.
You know it's winter in Wisconsin when...
* A hot shower can bring you closer to orgasm then any guy ever has (or girl, depending on which way you lean) *
* The snow plow gets stuck in your driveway
* You end up doing an ice ballet just trying to get from your house to your car every morning
* There are snow drifts in your yard that are taller then you are
* Ice skating down hills is safer then driving down them
* It's only considered cold when the thermometer starts reading negative temperatures (in Fahrenheit)
1) go to google.com and type in "You know you're from (your state here) if..."
2) pick out whatever you wish and bold the ones that apply to you.
3) post it in an entry.
4) have your friends do it themselves!
and yes, I did type in my beloved Wisconsin to see how many people had stolen my idea... The buggers... ::grumbles::
And, I have just one thing to say to those people...
Mine are *so* much better then yours! :p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
See for yourself! Their's can be found here ::sticks nose up at them::, but
You Know You Live In Wisconsin When...
* A large percent of the people that surround you consider wearing a huge piece of foam cheese on their head a pride symbol *
* In relation to small towns, "Unincorporated" means at least two churches, at least two bars, and a whole bunch of religious drunks whose' lives revolve around them *
* Alcoholic beverages have their own shop at the grocery store
* Beer has it's own aisle in the grocery store *
* Cheese is a food group
* Cheese is in almost every recipe (including some desserts)
* Cheese has two aisles in the grocery store
* You laugh at all those poor saps who think 20*F is cold
*The temperature hits 33 degrees F and people start breaking out the shorts and t-shirts *
* Cows cover the majority of the countryside, as well as occasionally in the middle of cities*
* Corn covers the rest of the countryside, including some fields in the middle of cities *
* You break out the bathing suits when the temp reaches 45*F
* Flannel becomes a fashion statement
*After you finish the Sunday morning service, you can walk across the street for a drink and a football game at the bar
* School never cancels for anything short of the blizzard-version of a hurricane
* Deer hunting season is code for "Let's put large firearms in the hands of drunken farmers!" *
* Deer hunting season is considered a holiday
* Hell really does freeze over every year, even if it is technically in Michigan
* The men not only have a beer gut but a brat gut as well.
* Eau Claire is a city, not a donut
* You can dance the polka even when you can't dance anything else
* You've seen snow fall in June and severe thunderstorms in January
* There are two seasons: Winter and Construction Season (which comes with a bonus mosquitoes season)
* You know what "Cow Tipping" is (and it doesn't involve money, unless it's some kind of bet)
* Weird guys that go by the names of Barnaby or Loki hang around the airports.
You know it's winter in Wisconsin when...
* A hot shower can bring you closer to orgasm then any guy ever has (or girl, depending on which way you lean) *
* The snow plow gets stuck in your driveway
* You end up doing an ice ballet just trying to get from your house to your car every morning
* There are snow drifts in your yard that are taller then you are
* Ice skating down hills is safer then driving down them
* It's only considered cold when the thermometer starts reading negative temperatures (in Fahrenheit)