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Aug 14, 2013 22:12

So retro daisy chain of all daisy chains...

Read an Avengers fic involving Stark pranking Steve by sending him to the store to request food products that don't exist, and when Steve gets wise to the trickery, Tony goes so far as hire an advertising firm and MAKING AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL OF NON-EXISTENT COOKIES because Tony is an asshat and now Steve won't talk to Tony until the cookies actually exist. Name of imaginary cookies = Cosmic Cookies.

Me: I wonder how one would go about making cookies cosmic? ---> top the cookies with colored sugar, maybe? ---> maybe if they threw in like sugar crystals that didn't dissolve into the batter during processing, so the cookies would have like a crunchiness ---> hey, I wonder if those "flavor crystals" ala Cinn-A-Burst Gum would hold up within a baking process ---> WTF where those things made of, anyway? ---> Googles "what were the flavor crystals in cinn-a-burst gum made of?" ---> Leads me to This Cinn-A-Burst Tribute! article

Man, I miss that gum. All the gums in all the world (or at least the continental US) have not been able to rise up to the expectations Cinn-A-Burst has left me with. None of them even come close.

yum, wtf brain, spam

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