Avengers - call every girl we ever met maria

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call every girl we ever met maria by irnan. "You're telling me," Rhodey said, gleeful, "you're telling me that you've been shot, stabbed, sewn up, been riddled with shrapnel, had a magnet implanted in your chest, spent two years poisoning yourself with palladium, spent twenty years as a functioning alcoholic and had a vasectomy and you still managed to knock Pepper up?"

Warm fuzzies like you would not believe, and I couldn't stop smiling the entire time I was reading.