I always knew those little orange bastards were up to something.

Nov 28, 2008 20:34

I know I've posted it before (obviously, since I found the link during one of my continued attempts to tag old entries), but I just feel the need to spread the Oompa Lumpa Joy around once more.

Several years ago, after watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory again after I hadn't seen it since I was a child, I made the comment that some of the dancing the Oompa Lumpas do was rather... homoerrotic (there really is no other word for it). A few weeks later, my dear friend Emma linked me to this story - Oompa Lumpa Sex Scandal Rocks Wonka Factory.

There have been sordid and almost unbelievable reports of a wide range of offenses, including pornographic films featuring Oompa Loompas, all-night orgies at the Wonka factory and other incidents of lewd behavior-at least one involving a taffy-pulling machine and what investigators are calling "inappropriate relations with a golden goose."

And yes, it is in fact just as hilarious the second time around. ::adds it to her Pick Me Up emails::

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