i was bored and copied this out of a magazine at work... kinda funny
12 things that sound great until you have them
1. much bigger breasts
2. a man who calls five times a day
3. the 13-course chef's tasting menu
4. a whirlwind romance. sounds nice, leaves you whirled
5. his name tattooed on your butt
6. your future, all mapped out for you by a psychic
7. airplane-bathroom sex
8. the kind of stomach bug that can make you lose seven pounds in 24 hours
9. a winning lottery ticket. think of hurley from lost!
10. a lover who can last... and last... and last
11. the cold truth about why your ex left you
12. physical perfection - maintenance is a bitch!
1. much bigger breasts
2. a man who calls five times a day
3. the 13-course chef's tasting menu
4. a whirlwind romance. sounds nice, leaves you whirled
5. his name tattooed on your butt
6. your future, all mapped out for you by a psychic
7. airplane-bathroom sex
8. the kind of stomach bug that can make you lose seven pounds in 24 hours
9. a winning lottery ticket. think of hurley from lost!
10. a lover who can last... and last... and last
11. the cold truth about why your ex left you
12. physical perfection - maintenance is a bitch!