The Mullips Family Goes to a Shrink

[renoldswrapfoil]

I have to go to family counseling tonight. Can you believe that? Ridiculous. We're so bad we need counseling. Well, the family minus Wally. And my mom's pretty much going to chaperone. So Basically its just Olwen and Barry counseling. What's worse is that its at church, which means it won't really even be counseling at all. It'll be some dumb lady telling us to pray about it or something. And how can you be competely honest at church anyway? I mean, we like to pretend otherwise, but let's face it: EVERYONE at church is judgemental. That's what church is about isn't it? Isn't the main goal of Christians to goad people into believing their personal ideologies? Like it or not, that's what it is. So I can't be honest with the church counselor, because, honestly, the fact that my parents are FORCING me to go to church was kind of a catalyst in this whole thing. I think that I am mature enough to decide for myself whether or not I should go to church. But I can't talk about that aspect of it at all tonight because we didn't even get a real, professional counselor. We got the church one.

And I don't even really think we need counseling. I mean, I'll try to avoid Barry or something. Besides, I'm out of here in like nine months (THANK GOD).