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Eye color?:Doesn't matter. Even eyepatches are sexy. :s Hair color:Bald :D No, just kidding. Hair color..hmmm...yete again, doesn't matter. Do you want her to kiss you on the first date?:If I don't get a kiss, she must think I'm a turtle o.o; If not when?:Duhrrr, I think the earlier question answers that, cock-mangler. When is it alright to take it to second base:After hitting the ball into left field and you've passed first...Why are you laughing at me? How soon do you want her to put it out (sex wise):I'd be a bit scared if "she" had an "it" o_o; athletic, preppy or girly girl?:A girl that is actually alive. Labels = teh suck Skinny,muscular,chubby or fat:Pfft, fuck you. Doesn't matter. I've dated "big" girls before and have been just fine with it. shorter or taller than you?:Preferably shorter, but yeah, yet another goddamn thing that doesn't matter. experienced or unexperienced?:o_o; ...God, how many more times am I going to have to put "Doesn't matter"? Do looks matter?:...Were you even listening? Whats a major turn off?:Blown fuse box Whats a major turn on?:Light switch Feature you like the most on girls?:A tree. No, it just varies with whoever it may be. Do you like it when a girl makes the first move?:Definitely. As a matter of fact, I like it when ANYONE makes the first move. If your girlfriend gains 20lbs will you stay with her?:God, this quiz is seeming really shallow right now o_o; Of course I'd fucking stay with her. Do you like it when girls play hard to get?:Half and half :x Dou you like:"Dou"? Yes, I like ":". Colons rock my fucking world, baby. Would you date a girl who has slept around just for sex?:Ahaha, don't think so :x If I can go without raping someone, I can go without dating solely for sex. Would you date an ugly girl just for sex?:Ohoho, attack of the shallow quiz! No, you fucking asshat. Date + sex - emotion = NO! Ass or boobs?:All of the above, sir. Doesn't even matter if they're flat, though :x Pretty face or hot body:Either or. Christ, they could have neither and I wouldn't care. Do you mind if a girl beats you while playing sports?:Umm...the "beating"...you've got me thinking "handjob", which has nothing to do with any sport aside from pocket pool, Johnny :x Make-up or no make-up?:Make it like icing on a wedding cake! No, I don't fucking care, as long as she doesn't pull a "hooker" on me. If I can go without makeup, she could do the same if she wants. dressed up girl or sweat pants/casual jeans and a sweatshirt:Clothes, no clothes, doesn't fucking matter First thing you notice about a girl?:Whether or not she's alive. If I have to dig her up before asking her out, she's probably dead.
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