love note for Rikku!

[reno_garcia]

Hey Striker! Yer 'member how yer wanted ta meet me sometime like early in the mornin'?

How's about you an' me make that a date and meet up yo? Yer know mah room and office number!

Come ter me an' I'll show yer what a real mans all about yo! You an' me? We c'n make some sweet sweet lovin' time tergether!

Comments

[feliks_the_fab]

YOU LIKE, CAN'T HAVE HER!!!

I'll totally fight you too if you like, dare go near her!

[reno_garcia]

Ch'yeah.. like you c'n stop me yo! She's already like so into me! I've already won y'know.

[feliks_the_fab]

Yeah, like, I totally can stop you! And like, until she tells me she totally wants you? You so haven't won anything!

[reno_garcia]

Like, she'll tell yer herself Fellyboy! When she messages me ter agree ta meet up yo!

[feliks_the_fab]

FELLYBOY?!

[reno_garcia]

You'd prefer I called yer FellyGirl?

[feliks_the_fab]

You're like, so ew! Why would Rikku ever want a guy like you?! I'LL TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS.

[reno_garcia]

You totally won't yo! I'd totally obliterate yer!

Look. The kid c'n make up her own mind.. righ' Felatiogirl? Let her choose who the better man is!

[feliks_the_fab]

Like, fine! She's totally awesome and she totally has good taste!

[reno_garcia]

She does at that yo! that's why she's already been after comin' ter mah room yo!