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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for tillsolen (10 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole wikipi_tan's purse (30 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-244 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
reno_garcia