~*~Gintama Kink Meme~*~
Just joined in on a Blood+ Kink Meme and I wanted to start one for another series I love. =^_^=
★~GINTAMA KINK MEME NUMBER TWO!~★
1) All requests and replies MUST be anonymous. If you accidentally post logged in, delete that and repost anonymously. If you want to post it elsewhere with your name later, that's fine. But here, anonymous only ( Read more... )
★~GINTAMA KINK MEME NUMBER TWO!~★
1) All requests and replies MUST be anonymous. If you accidentally post logged in, delete that and repost anonymously. If you want to post it elsewhere with your name later, that's fine. But here, anonymous only ( Read more... )
"Oi, is Kintoki here?" the young man asked loudly, lightly fondling the hilt of a ludicrously enormous sword.
"That's Gintoki," Gin said, laying on his back on the couch, suckling absently at a pocky stick while reading an issue of JUMP he'd already finished but was reading again out of boredom.
The boy laughed loudly and then kicked the JUMP nimbly out of Gin's hands, sending it flying, pages flapping wildly, into a wall. Gin jumped to his feet, gave a quick glance to where his JUMP had landed to see if it was OK, and then pulled his wooden sword on the boy. "OI, OI, OI," he shouted.
"That issue's 3 days old, old man," the boy sneered. "You read slow or just to lazy to buy it when it comes out?"
"I was reading it again, you snotty nosed little punk," Gin said defensively. He blinked, and stared at the young man, tilting his head a little like a puzzled dog. "You look... really, really familiar."
The boy laughed, fingers trailing sexfully down his gargantuan hilt again. "Yeah, I bet. My name's Jyanpu."
"Jyan...pu?" Gin repeated slowly.
"I've got enough people worshipping me, I could manifest the size of two Tokyos stacked on top of each other," Jyanpu bragged. "I'm awesome."
"You're... you're JUMP?"
Jyanpu flashed Gin a cocky, toothy grin. "Get on your knees."
Gin dropped and bowed his head, awed. Jyanpu walked up, grabbed Gin's chin, and lifted his face to look at him.
"You're not bad lookin', old man," Jyanpu grinned. "I love fuckin' my most faithful. You're always so... passionate. How 'bout you show me just how much pleasure I've given you all these years, huh, old man?"
"Thank you, Jyanpu," Gin breathed, pulling out Jyanpu's cock.
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"Jyanpu! Jyanpu!" Gin moaned.
"Geez, how long's he gonna keep this up, you think?" Kagura complained to Shinpachi.
Shinpachi gestured at his headphones to indicate that he couldn't hear her and didn't want to hear anything outside of them, either.
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I snickered so hard that my friend's rats stopped eating to look at me.
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... Especially since Cloud's not supposed to be there -- he's Square Enix and not JUMP, LOL. XD
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JUMP Super Stars could have Cloud as a guest character, like how Sonic and Snake are guest stars in SSB. *wants a Square Enix version of SSB*
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(whispers) switch to mac lol, j/k, fangirls/boys can all unite over smut regardless of what machine they're reading it on. ^_^
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