scene-a-piece fic
Haha. This is the first non challenge related fic I've written, and it was so much fun doing it!!
x_ebolarama and myself each wrote a line, or thought, then passed the notebook we were using to the other, until we came up with a cute little eunhae oneshot!!
I hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it!!XD
(my parts are light, and Steph's dark)
EBay: The Quick and Easy Way to Get Your Boyfriend Naked.
By Carey and Steph (Eun and Hae)
me no own, though me wish me did...hehe
Donghae put forth his best effort to hide the laughter that violently shook through his entire body.
“You said you wouldn’t laugh!” Eunhyuk frowned.
“I’m sorry, but did you really have to borrow a shirt from Ryeowook?” He forced his hand to his mouth to stifle his laughter.
Eunhyuk huffed in frustration, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well, if someone hadn’t hidden all of mine, I wouldn’t have to steal everyone else’s! I mean, it was either Ryeo, or Heechul Hyung, but I’d rather live to see my next birthday, so it was a pretty easy choice!”
“I didn’t exactly hide them…” Donghae’s voice trailed off as he focused his eyes on his feet.
Eunhyuk shot the younger a confused look. “But, you said…”
Donghae stepped closer, and slung his arm around Eunhyuk’s shoulder. “Well, you have heard of EBay right?”
The rapper’s brows furrowed in thought, slowly taking in what he was just told. Once it clicked, his eyes grew as he openly stared at his grinning boyfriend.
“Are you serious?! What the hell am I supposed to wear then, huh?!”
Donghae’s grin grew mischievous and an odd emotion lit his chocolate eyes. “That, Babe, was the whole point.”
“What? Are you just going to keep auctioning off my clothes ‘til I have nothing left?” He stopped as the look in Donghae’s eyes grew more intense. “Donghae, no.”
“What!? It’s a great idea. Think of all the money we could make.” Donghae let his mind fill with visions of obsessed fangirls viciously bidding away.
“I’ll admit, a good profit could be made, but…” Before Eunhyuk could finish, Donghae clapped his hands loudly, causing the elder to jump slightly.
Donghae jolted forward, and placed his hands on each side of Eunhyuk’s face. “Great! It’s settled then!”
Eunhyuk’s eyes widened. “What? No!”
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The other members of the group were in the living room watching a movie when the door to “Eunhae’s” room flew open and Donghae ran out, Eunhyuk on his tail. They watched, torn between confusion and amusement as Eunhyuk caught the younger man. A game of tug-of-war began over what appeared to be a pair of Eunhyuk’s jeans.
“What’s going on?” Kangin asked, curious as to why his band mates were acting younger than usual.
“Donghae-“ Eunhyuk began.
“Why are you fighting over Eunhyuk’s pants?” Heechul interrupted, highly amused.
“You see-“ Donghae started, but he, too, was interrupted.
“Is that my shirt?” Ryeowook asked.
Eunhyuk stared down at the shirt he was wearing. In all of the excitement, he had forgotten that he was wearing one of Ryeowook’s shirts. It hovered just slightly over the waistband of his pants. “Uh…yes. You see-“
This time it was Donghae who cut him off. “We are putting all of his clothes up for auction on EBay!” He gave a slight tug to the jeans, but Eunhyuk still had a death grip on them.
“No-“ Eunhyuk started, but was cut off yet again.
“That’s really generous of you, Hyuk.” Kyuhyun commented, not even tearing his eyes away from the DS he held in his hands.
Eunhyuk stared at Kyuhyun as if he had three heads, all wearing sparkling pink crowns. “You guys aren’t listening!”
Before Eunhyuk could explain the situation, Yesung added himself into the conversation. “So, everything?” For example, that one green shirt that I always borrow?” He was rewarded with a nod from Donghae.
Eunhyuk watched as Yesung promptly moved to the computer. “What…are you…doing?”
“Cutting out the middle man.” Yesung stated as he clicked the mouse.
“Wh-what middle man?” No answer. Only the click of the mouse. “Hyung, what middle man?!”
Noticing that Eunhyuk was suitably distracted, Donghae pulled, catching him off off-guard. Donghae apparently not realizing either his own strength or Eunhyuk’s hold on the pants, ended up yanking his boyfriend off balance. They both fell to the floor in a tangle of limbs. Donghae’s unoccupied hand rested on his lover’s hip while the older boy was, for all intents and purposes, straddling his hips.
Yesung’s victorious shout was the icing on the cake.
Glaring, Eunhyuk leaned close to Donghae’s ear and murmured, “I lose my clothes, everyone sees me naked. How would you like that?”
Donghae’s grip tightened on Eunhyuk’s hip, and his eyes grew considerably in size. Within seconds Donghae had moved across the room, and was at the computer. He grabbed the back of the occupied computer chair, and pushed it away.
The heads of all the other members turned in unison as they watched Yesung glide by.
"Oh snap." Ryeowook emitted, complete with the snap of his fingers.
This time all eyes were aimed at Ryeowook, even Kyuhyun's. This caused Ryeowook to sink deep into the sofa.
Heechul walked over to the computer, and leaned against the desk. "Are you bidding on Eunhyuk's clothes?! The same ones you put up for auction!?"
Donghae clicked the mouse obsessively, and mumbled incoherent words. Though, Heechul was positive he heard something about Eunhyuk's naughty bits, which was clearly a sign that he needed to leave.
Yesung used his feet to push off the wall, and glided back towards the computer desk. "I can still keep the shirt I won, right?"
x_ebolarama and myself each wrote a line, or thought, then passed the notebook we were using to the other, until we came up with a cute little eunhae oneshot!!
I hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it!!XD
(my parts are light, and Steph's dark)
EBay: The Quick and Easy Way to Get Your Boyfriend Naked.
By Carey and Steph (Eun and Hae)
me no own, though me wish me did...hehe
Donghae put forth his best effort to hide the laughter that violently shook through his entire body.
“You said you wouldn’t laugh!” Eunhyuk frowned.
“I’m sorry, but did you really have to borrow a shirt from Ryeowook?” He forced his hand to his mouth to stifle his laughter.
Eunhyuk huffed in frustration, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well, if someone hadn’t hidden all of mine, I wouldn’t have to steal everyone else’s! I mean, it was either Ryeo, or Heechul Hyung, but I’d rather live to see my next birthday, so it was a pretty easy choice!”
“I didn’t exactly hide them…” Donghae’s voice trailed off as he focused his eyes on his feet.
Eunhyuk shot the younger a confused look. “But, you said…”
Donghae stepped closer, and slung his arm around Eunhyuk’s shoulder. “Well, you have heard of EBay right?”
The rapper’s brows furrowed in thought, slowly taking in what he was just told. Once it clicked, his eyes grew as he openly stared at his grinning boyfriend.
“Are you serious?! What the hell am I supposed to wear then, huh?!”
Donghae’s grin grew mischievous and an odd emotion lit his chocolate eyes. “That, Babe, was the whole point.”
“What? Are you just going to keep auctioning off my clothes ‘til I have nothing left?” He stopped as the look in Donghae’s eyes grew more intense. “Donghae, no.”
“What!? It’s a great idea. Think of all the money we could make.” Donghae let his mind fill with visions of obsessed fangirls viciously bidding away.
“I’ll admit, a good profit could be made, but…” Before Eunhyuk could finish, Donghae clapped his hands loudly, causing the elder to jump slightly.
Donghae jolted forward, and placed his hands on each side of Eunhyuk’s face. “Great! It’s settled then!”
Eunhyuk’s eyes widened. “What? No!”
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The other members of the group were in the living room watching a movie when the door to “Eunhae’s” room flew open and Donghae ran out, Eunhyuk on his tail. They watched, torn between confusion and amusement as Eunhyuk caught the younger man. A game of tug-of-war began over what appeared to be a pair of Eunhyuk’s jeans.
“What’s going on?” Kangin asked, curious as to why his band mates were acting younger than usual.
“Donghae-“ Eunhyuk began.
“Why are you fighting over Eunhyuk’s pants?” Heechul interrupted, highly amused.
“You see-“ Donghae started, but he, too, was interrupted.
“Is that my shirt?” Ryeowook asked.
Eunhyuk stared down at the shirt he was wearing. In all of the excitement, he had forgotten that he was wearing one of Ryeowook’s shirts. It hovered just slightly over the waistband of his pants. “Uh…yes. You see-“
This time it was Donghae who cut him off. “We are putting all of his clothes up for auction on EBay!” He gave a slight tug to the jeans, but Eunhyuk still had a death grip on them.
“No-“ Eunhyuk started, but was cut off yet again.
“That’s really generous of you, Hyuk.” Kyuhyun commented, not even tearing his eyes away from the DS he held in his hands.
Eunhyuk stared at Kyuhyun as if he had three heads, all wearing sparkling pink crowns. “You guys aren’t listening!”
Before Eunhyuk could explain the situation, Yesung added himself into the conversation. “So, everything?” For example, that one green shirt that I always borrow?” He was rewarded with a nod from Donghae.
Eunhyuk watched as Yesung promptly moved to the computer. “What…are you…doing?”
“Cutting out the middle man.” Yesung stated as he clicked the mouse.
“Wh-what middle man?” No answer. Only the click of the mouse. “Hyung, what middle man?!”
Noticing that Eunhyuk was suitably distracted, Donghae pulled, catching him off off-guard. Donghae apparently not realizing either his own strength or Eunhyuk’s hold on the pants, ended up yanking his boyfriend off balance. They both fell to the floor in a tangle of limbs. Donghae’s unoccupied hand rested on his lover’s hip while the older boy was, for all intents and purposes, straddling his hips.
Yesung’s victorious shout was the icing on the cake.
Glaring, Eunhyuk leaned close to Donghae’s ear and murmured, “I lose my clothes, everyone sees me naked. How would you like that?”
Donghae’s grip tightened on Eunhyuk’s hip, and his eyes grew considerably in size. Within seconds Donghae had moved across the room, and was at the computer. He grabbed the back of the occupied computer chair, and pushed it away.
The heads of all the other members turned in unison as they watched Yesung glide by.
"Oh snap." Ryeowook emitted, complete with the snap of his fingers.
This time all eyes were aimed at Ryeowook, even Kyuhyun's. This caused Ryeowook to sink deep into the sofa.
Heechul walked over to the computer, and leaned against the desk. "Are you bidding on Eunhyuk's clothes?! The same ones you put up for auction!?"
Donghae clicked the mouse obsessively, and mumbled incoherent words. Though, Heechul was positive he heard something about Eunhyuk's naughty bits, which was clearly a sign that he needed to leave.
Yesung used his feet to push off the wall, and glided back towards the computer desk. "I can still keep the shirt I won, right?"