ahhhhh, refreshing ... not so much.
"Introducing new Diet Catholicism® . Are you a cultural Catholic and enjoy some of the outward practices of Catholicism but that dogma aftertaste just bothers your conscience? Then try Diet Catholicism® "Smells and Bells, but no talk about Hell."
After all two thirds of the earth is covered with water, up to 60 percent of your body is water. So what is better for your body than a 100 percent watered down faith.
Trying to keep doctrines out of your diet and want to avoid that conscience bloat from Real Catholicism® then give yourself a break. Enjoy Catholicism without all that obedience and changing your life stuff. Live your life like you want to with no guilt trip to weigh you down.
Do encyclicals and statements from the Vatican give you gas? Does just the thought of Cardinal Ratzinger give you heartburn? Then your ready for the drink of the Me generation. Warmed over, bland, and totally nonjudgmental on your taste buds."
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